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Eh? Dave's work again?

Both Remy and Gomis hold the #18 shirt at their clubs currently. I think we should sell our #18 to make way for them.

^whs. 5 and 12 also available if he fancies them.

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5% of £8m = £400k. His current monthly wages = 300k euros. Daft c***s. We'll just sign him end of the transfer window so we'll save/ OL has to pay close to the 5% then.

Will edit every post title as a matter of principle. .

Dave's having a 'mare.

Distasteful. Unfunny. Pointless. For once, I agree with Ian. (Trust me, it's hard to. )

Ok, this thread has definitely taken a turn for the worse...

Is that even humanly possible?

Ooo, get the gifs ready!

OTL yet?

Now apparently negotiating with OM for a 3 year deal if you believe Aulas' latest comments on Twitter. Might get Bent after all - Lee Ryder just said he is Pardew's preferred choice on Talksport. I think he's BSing again. They won't sign Gomis as long as they can't get rid of Gignac.

Ah, my bad. Honestly, didn't even click on that article.

Seriously, those nutcase French chairmen...

Now that Remy is close to signing, I can see us take our time on this deal since they just want to keep pissing us off.

gif-tastic.

Me too, but it's clearly bollocks. Any reason why? WC year, Zabaleta is one of the league's best RB, he won't be first-choice at City, Sagna his French squad competitor.

That would seem on the low side. What do you think you'll end up accepting Froggy? Surely an Inter Milan or someone could be tempted in to paying top dollar for him? They are skint though. Moratti is selling up.

That will haunt bimpy forever.

If we sign both Remy and Gomis, our non-HG players will hit the quota of 17 btw. Amalfitano will most likely be the sacrificial lamb if we sign another winger from abroad.