LRD

No idea why people hate it when we quote 25m for one of our key players. It's like we desperately want the guy to go and would gladly accept a transfer without much fight.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9llN3SLssYc/UXTwyHm56II/AAAAAAAAFHA/CLTqN04G2OM/s738/Chelsea-13-14-Third-Kit-1.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WaeVLgUG-Mw/UXTwwp95j9I/AAAAAAAAFGw/5yXRRiveu_4/s363/Chelsea-13-14-Third-Kit-Details.jpg Third kit.

You can search for his user profile and look at his past posts. Pages upon pages of hilarious nuggets in there.

It's fake. I'll wait for the proper reveal although it might be as rank.

First impressions too. Looks like a cheap and poorly done knockoff. The quality of that shirt, from the super-wide collar to the non-aligned blue stripes.

Anyway, Southampton must have no decent results to shout about. #SCTD

Wasn't he the one that pretended to be a Newcastle supporter for a while before coming out of the mackem closet? Different guy. Think that guy got found out real soon. Wireside was decent at the start, then morphed into one of the worst mackems you've ever encountered.

http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Nike-Blackburn-Rovers-Home-Kit-13-14.jpg

Sissoko doesn't have much defensive qualities. Capoue was the deepest-lying midfielder in Toulouse's team.

#saveourstripes

Hull City fans complaining. Wait til they see the Puma templates.

The vertical ABN-AMRO logo was very distinctive back then. Worked so well with the kit.

Football hipsters. True hipsters watch South American football Look at me. I watch SA football. Pathetic.

Asian imports gone too far.

It looks like a fecking dump. If SD is anywhere close to that jumble, I wouldn't want to step in. Just imagine going under that pile to find your size. You'll probably find the dried-out corpse of the previous customer in there.

That photo was taken in the shop area of SD, really?

They are slowly being Cardiff-ed.

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/ajax-13-14-adidas-home-football-shirt.jpg Simple, basic (some will say boring) design. You don't need anything more than that really. Even their training top looks great. http://www.ajaxshop.nl/uploads/ARTICLES/articles/special_3/13/61088_20432__03062013_1346.jpg

http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Goldenway-Swansea-City-Jersey-2014.jpg Swansea - the uncensored version. http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Southampton-Home-Kit-2014.pnghttp://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Black-Southampton-Jersey-2014.png Third consecutive year without proper stripes.

Guess the whole forum was watching that match. We were certain he was going to come, especially after the post-match Redknapp snub...

I stayed up to watch St Etienne on the rare occasions too, although admittedly more for a look at PEA. Plenty of misconceptions this lad has. Remember watching that Marseille cup game when we wanted Remy. Longest 120 minutes of my life The one with saggy face in the stands? Remy was pretty average that day tbh.

I stayed up to watch St Etienne on the rare occasions too, although admittedly more for a look at PEA. Plenty of misconceptions this lad has.

Surely average is relative to the sample set being referred to? Therefore, in a league of 20, 5th is not average. And to be once place of CL spots is not average either. Chopey sure has trouble with the concept of 'relative'. Don't see anyone who proclaims to be an European expert here either. You can still watch the occasional match or see where they had been all season to have some ideas.

Of course it's relative. You can have someone more physical than our current options and that's what we are lacking atm. More steel if you would. I also doubt Zouma would be considered 'aluminium' nor Terry and Vidic considered 'diamonds' like. Way to miss the point.

I have to say it's all relative. Colo and MYM aren't the most physical of defenders, relying instead on a good reading of the game. Saylor while being the most hardened of the 3 has injury concerns. Zouma may not be Terry or Vidic levels but his physical game still brings much needed steel to our defence. Even Bassong in his first year had his moments.