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Any news on the new kebab shop?

Reading back on some match reports, it seemed that both Simpson and Raylor did the trolling at throw-ins. I'm not senile after all. The ref shrugging his shoulders at Pulis' time-wasting rants was priceless.

Thought it was Raylor who asked for the towels for his long throw? It was Raylor. Ah darn, always thought it was Simpson for some reason. I must be getting JoKin'-senile. Was an excelling hilarious moment nonetheless.

Most hilarious moment has to be when he asked for a towel to dry the ball during a throw-in, Pulis complaining to the ref about time-wasting to the bemusement of the match officials. Simpson then proceeded to do a short throw-in.

So Kinnear got the job after being interviewed at a pub.

Ferdinand and Shearer worked well together... It could work, it all depends on AP to make the best out og all players... It could work, but faaaar from sure... 2 strikers who knew there are options other than hoarding the shots for themselves, with great service from midfield and a manager who knew how to make things work. Couldn't be more different from our current situation.

Think it's been discussed before. You will have 2 similar strikers who can't work in tandem with a partner, won't have a good supply line, and neither of which will be happy sitting on the bench. I sure hope we spend our budget more wisely.

Such a shame we can't fully celebrate his resignation without any reservations. Derek 'you don't know how nasty we can be' Llambias and Joe 'I'm more intelligent than them' Kinnear.

Sadly he's here to stay. Llambias can resign, Carr can quit, Pardew can walk (unlikely) or be sacked and he will outlast all of them. The only way he will go is due to health reasons. Maybe institutionalized would be a good bet.

Undoubtedly going to dig into us.

Absolutely ridiculous they didn't appoint a Spurs legend with over 400 appearances for the best club in the world. And THREE manager of the year awards. Levy is clueless! Levy didn't like him calling Wenger every week.

Absolutely ridiculous they didn't appoint a Spurs legend with over 400 appearances for the best club in the world.

And it's going to get worse.

Needs to be a sticky like last season.

Needs Michael's and JoKin's faces on the guys in front.

You can have a cardiac arrest without dying, silly.

Anyone willing to take up Kinnear's offer of getting Llambias back instead of him?

Just fking get a cardiac arrest, you senile old fool.

Can only imagine the power JoKin' wields over transfers if he's able to veto what would likely be a transfer approved by both Pardew and Carr. Prob called him Doughnut in negotiations.

Nah, he just knows he can get away with plenty at this club as long as we don't suffer a catastrophic relegation.

Doubt he will. The extra tv money will cushion a lot of the lost matchday revenue, and as long as he doesn't lose money he doesn't give a damn. That's why he can do all those stupid appointments and deals without fear of offending the fans. Backlash? Big deal. Lost matchday revenue? We just have less to spend on transfers. The only way he will care is if we are threatened with the prospect of relegation and missing out on the tv goldmine. Otherwise he's happy with the status quo of staying in the PL. Too bad heart disease is not contagious or he will surely have gotten it from his BFF by now.

Fair play to them and Uzbekistan. It's nice to have fresh faces in the WC. Oldtype long, hard road to Brazil now. Korea finished in second place don't they?

Pardew's excuses list. JoKin's lies list. You can't make it up.

As long as Ashley is getting profits/ not losing any money, I don't think he gives a damn on how poorly the club is run. The mega tv deal has only given him more license to have his fun.

Been done. Pretty obvious what he's looking for as he has previous at Luton too.