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    George Caulkin

    Mike Ashley tries pasta and platitudes to lift tensions at Newcastle United George Caulkin reflects on an extraordinary 24 hours of heroes and villains on Tyneside George Caulkin, Northern Sports Correspondent October 5 2018, 12:01am, The Times Security is tight as Ashley steps out of Rialto while suggestions that he made an obscene gesture, inset, to waiting fans were denied vehemently by the retailer’s spokesman NORTH NEWS AND PICTURES You have never known true love until you have seen Kevin Keegan take to a stage on Tyneside. It was a capacity attendance in the big hall of the Sage, Gateshead — a football crowd in a music venue — and it rose in unison when Newcastle United’s pied piper stepped from the wings to promote his autobiography. Cheers echoed, tears streamed and Keegan blew out his cheeks in wonder. It felt good to be home, he said. For 90 minutes or so, the man who enraptured Newcastle by coming to play for them and then did it again from the dugout, lifting the club from the doldrums of the second tier to challenge at the top of the Premier League, trotted through his life. He fielded questions. His best game as manager? “Well, we had a few, didn’t we?” he said. Pause. “I quite liked beating Manchester United 5-0.” The ovation is still rippling down the river. Over the course of this week, Newcastle’s past, present and future have coalesced in a jumble of adoration and anger. Tomorrow, the team travel to Old Trafford for a game defined by weary desperation: Newcastle have yet to win this season; their opponents are labouring under José Mourinho. Both United, both untied. The days of Keegan’s tussle with Sir Alex Ferguson, that glorious, furious football, are distant. Twenty-four hours after Keegan’s revival meeting, a few hundred people were sitting in the Labour Club, in Gallowgate’s shadow, to discuss the notion of protest, to mull over the meaning of better. The Magpie Group is a coalition of fans, drawn together by frustration at Mike Ashley’s 11 corrosive years at Newcastle. They were addressed by two local MPs, Chi Onwurah and Ian Mearns, as well as Kevin Miles of the Football Supporters’ Federation. At the same time, Ashley was eating spag bol and downing a couple of pints at the Rialto restaurant in Ponteland, breaking breadsticks with Rafa Benítez (risotto marinara) and Newcastle’s first-team squad. Tension bubbles around the club and the grand plan of Lee Charnley, the managing director (who paid the £2,500 bill), is to get Ashley more engaged, more involved, to build bridges with Benítez. The context is convoluted. When Benítez, a Champions League winner, was appointed in 2016, he spoke of stature, history. Unlike Keegan, he is a manager of the head, not the heart, but both represent hope. He, too, took Newcastle up from the Sky Bet Championship and then led them to tenth last season, but he has felt undermined in successive transfer windows. Fans arrived outside the restaurant as news of Ashley’s presence emerged NORTH NEWS AND PICTURES Keegan knows what it is like to work under Ashley, his second, brief spell as manager followed by an arbitration case in which Newcastle were condemned for “repeatedly and intentionally misleading the press, public and the fans”. The fear is that Benítez is in the throes of another sapping farewell. He is in the final year of his contract and has rebuffed offers of an extension. Fans still sing his name. Ashley’s motivations have always been obtuse, but the suggestion that things might lurch towards sustainable improvement is more difficult to swallow than happy-hour pasta. After months of absenteeism, he has watched Newcastle’s past two matches (and is on the guest list for Old Trafford), but the retailer did not talk to Benítez after either of them; no hello nor hard luck. His behaviour is reliably unconventional. At Rialto, he sat close to Benítez, but little of substance was discussed; vague talk about Newcastle’s academy, but nothing about transfers or contracts. Avoid relegation and he would take them all on holiday, he said, a dubious incentive for millionaires. And his claim that the club would not be sold this season? In the past six months, his allies have briefed that the price has gone up to £400 million and down to £300 million. “Is he really a true seller?” one would-be buyer asked. Newcastle have been here before. Alan Pardew and Steve McClaren both thought the key to unlocking the club’s potential was to get Ashley interested, but he has always reverted to type. At the end of last season, he said that “every penny” generated by the club would be made available to Benítez, but the club made a substantial profit over the summer and now they are groping for goals and momentum. Jonjo Shelvey, Freddie Woodman and Matt Ritchie arrive at Rialtos Italian restaurant NORTH NEWS AND PICTURES For some — for many — it is far too late; Ashley deserves no third or fourth chances. “It’s very clear that you want Mike Ashley out,” Keegan said at the Sage. “Your patience has been fantastic. He will go one day. He can’t last for ever. “Just keep doing what you are doing, which is supporting your club. Because if that club goes down again because there is no support there, it could dive.” At the Labour Club, Mearns described Newcastle as “unique” because where else would a 50,000 crowd still support a team without a domestic trophy since 1955? They are a big club, but could be “so much bigger”. And this is the point. They are in the Premier League but dead from the neck down, not striving for anything aside from existence. Benítez will not stay for that. St James’ Park perches in Onwurah’s Newcastle Central constituency. Like Mearns, she is a fan but stopped going to games when the team were sponsored by a payday lender. She has invited Ashley for tea in the Commons, but was turned down by Charnley, who insisted that “all future correspondence be directed to me”. In July, she introduced a petition to parliament about Ashley’s lack of investment in “players, training facilities and community engagement”. Football is important — to her, her constituents and the lifeblood of Newcastle. She will continue to scrutinise, she told the Magpie Group. “Ashley is a very stubborn man,” she said. “Maybe this campaign will make him more entrenched and stubborn.” But the alternative is to do nothing. “I’ve spent the last five years not pissing him off and it’s got us nowhere,” she said. “I don’t see how pissing him off can be worse.” Numbers have been growing at demonstrations and meetings, but everyone understands this is an attritional situation; Newcastle are struggling on the pitch and saviours are thin on the ground. Removing Ashley “won’t be an easy job”, Mearns said, although these people are dedicated, and when news broke that Ashley was in Ponteland, a few drove with their banners to the restaurant and waited outside. At 10.20pm on Wednesday, with three police cars lurking, Ashley ducked into a people carrier, smiling at the discordant chanting of “Where’s the money gone?” and, as the vehicle moved away, he was caught on camera with two fingers raised and spread around his ear. It was not the V of a PR victory, although Ashley last night denied that the gesture was intentionally offensive. “To suggest otherwise is both inaccurate and irresponsible,” he added. The footage is available online. If Keegan at the Sage had offered a bittersweet reminder about the club that Newcastle can be, here was the loveless truth about where they are. In 1996, as Ferguson’s team nipped at his heels, Keegan had said that finishing second would “mean nothing” but he was wrong. Second meant cherished memories, power, beauty, joy, anguish and everything in between. Everything compared with this.
  2. He has promised all sorts of stuff since he was here and every one of them has been as valuable as carbon monoxide to a suffocating man.
  3. Tbf I’d like to think that no matter how wealthy I became the prospect of a free holiday would still be enticing I would if I were playing for MUFC and the owners offer a all-expense-paid vacation with their oil money - all the fun, the unlimited alcohol, the exquisite food, the fine women... Under Ashley, what is the best holiday you could hope for?
  4. Of course he won't sell when he can make money and benefits from the club. Wonder what exotic destination he is putting on the table. Sadly, this will directly or indirectly be under "club expenditure" but played out differently in the media.
  5. http://www.nufcblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Screen-Shot-2018-09-30-at-12.50.18-752x440.png Should show those images in the groud on every matchday.
  6. Why would he stick two fingers up at the journalists instead of the fans who demanded where the money went? And he's no cunt as much as the next man. He's much, much worse.
  7. The competent people he surrounds himself with - Dennis Wise, Joe Kinnear, Keith Bishop, Tony Jimenez, Justin Barnes, Lee Charnley etc. Nee wonder how well KBA have run his publicity campaign.
  8. Chants only got going after the 2nd goal. Might as well concede a 3rd to raise the volume since we aren't winning.
  9. Don't even need the Kenyon news for the rest of your post to happen.
  10. Ashley's got it so easy. Make him uncomfortable with some noise man.
  11. We should hold up a Rondon shirt later.
  12. Relax, it's still at the 'plotting' stage. We haven't reach the 'due diligence', 'add 100m to sale amount' and 'waste of time' stages yet. Plenty of time to get the popcorn ready.
  13. Nothing changes. He still gets the deserved abuse to his gang and business interests until he signs on the dot for a club sale.
  14. Use the pen to write 'Ashley Out' messages on A4 paper then display them at the matches.
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    The Magpie Group

    Maybe the details of Saturday's protest should be put in the thread title, for awareness.
  16. Probably his most important signing, with huge consideration given to the fact that the other options are trash.
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