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Brilliant!

Cheers ta!

Any chance of a weather update?

Taking the bairn to his first game...he's beside himself. Take it there has been a fair bit of snow then? Surely no danger with the undersoil heating...

Pls. Taking my lad to his first ever match - he is beside himself! Hoping he catches the bug like I did...August 1983, Shresbury, David Mills...... The match thread will mean it's almost upon us!

Twice the talent of Cabaye, Ben Arfa? Really? Nah....

This - thought it was just me who saw it this way tbh...

Spurs would be so fucked without Bale...most obvious case of a one man team you are likely to see.

They look like scoring everytime they attack...

OK. Was willing to give Perch the benefit of the doubt over Tiote. Now he can f**k off What was that to Holtby in the box ffs - put your foot through it

FFS - when you see that again that is as bad as Dyer against Barcelona. Lazy c**t

I. JUST. DONT. GET. IT?

Just nearly choked on my beer! He actually had the gall to credit Derek Llambias for the win! He actually named him... DEREK FUCKING LLAMBIAS!!!

Why? They're a club with ambition, Ian. A club that is willing to stretch the finances that little bit extra to guarantee safety. A bit? Wasn't there a south coast club that had a tendency to stretch its finances 'that little bit extra' a few years back...I can't quite place em', played in blue?... QPR and the wages they are prepared to pay are threatening the very existence of the club should they be relegated IMO... Fernandez, whilst having a few quid, is not one of your more 'minted' owners - if they are relegated and he / Mittal etc get a bit bored of pissing money up the wall on a championship club they will literally implode before our very eyes. Remy may have a relegation clause, but do you really think they, or the high earners recruited pre season saw need to insert relegation clauses into their contracts - they were talking about European qualification pre season not potential relegation! I aint no accountant but I do not believe for one minute they generate sufficient revenue from attendances & merchandising to subsidise their current structure without the TV £'s or their benefactors...

If that chicken fish was waking through haymarket bus station, some bamp would still try to bum a tab off it. Was the funniest thing I've seen on this forum today...the quote is simply the cherry on the cake!

Alan?

Wow. Just wow...

Bring Marveaux on...he's got a bit of creativity in him.

This. ...saved me typing it.

lolololololol....just when you think our set penises have reached their low point Anita comes up with that!

Commentator mentioning "Hoof", "Williamson" and "Aimless" in the same sentence shocker!

Obertan FFS... You just stopped you f****n idiot...

Perch did well, but the rest of ther midfield etc werent exactly busting a gut to get back were they?

Warren Barton doing his nut... "They're a disgrace" "They gave up" "Should put their hands in their pockets for the fans" etc etc etc

Sounds to me like he has some inside info...too specific to be speculating - how else would he know Hatem is on the fence even though he is French speaking?