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The oracle has spoken!! He's right though... 8 Year contracts dont lend themselves to sackings or resignations!

He wont get sacked. He wont walk. 8 YEAR CONTRACT

Insipid...

I'm old enough to have seen him play... The way he goes on you'd think he was Messi esque... He was s***.

Hope Im wrong but fear we are about to be torn a new one.

Getting a bit narked with his attitude tbh. About time manned up imo...

Personally I am in the what will be will be camp atm...can't affect it so no point worrying. What is really pissing me off are the blatant attempts by the manager, players and local press to instill a small club mentality..."oh woe is me, what will we do if big bad - Insert anyclub willing to pay going rate - comes knocking for one of our 'big' players". The very fact that they are naming players they 'fear' bids coming in for smacks of inviting bids imo..

Woah...not allowed on here matey with that sort of shite!

Whats really worrying is there are not even any promising signs from him... Been f***ing awful. Stop wetting your knickers you absolute embarrassments. Embarrassments? Dont be such a plank...ppl are allowed to question his performances irrelevant of what he achieved last season... Anyway - are you suggesting his performance today / last week has been encouraging?

Whats really worrying is there are not even any promising signs from him... Been fucking awful.

This... since kick off...

Did make me laugh tho! Do you often go fishing with this much success?!?!

Have they put B&W cards on the seats? Mortified that I'm not there...

This...by some distance too.

Am I missing something here? Or are you being a prick?

Never mind right now...been a wreck all week! Wife, kids and workmates find it hilarious. Dreamt about it a couple of times and lets just say the outcome wasnt great I absolutely HATE derby weeks...cant enjoy them at all. Today is NO different - shitting myself with nerves.

Dowd? Dont mind him TBH...sort of a lucky charm IMHO... Anyone else realise he was ref in 2 of our more enjoyable games of recent years? 31st Oct 2010 & 5th Feb 2011.... Look em up! Now if your after a bad'un...how about Trelford?

Not often I post on here...but this is bonafide class!!!

Fookin hell...the commentators have woken up!

Even the commentators sound like they have lost the will to live....

WTF?

yes yes I know...Sir Ryan of Giggs.

This one looks like a goer...sky now running quite a few quotes attributed to him...

2nd Half vs Arsenal, 5th Feb 2011 (Sky+) Tioteeeeeeeee!

Just reading this forced me to listen to Lockwoods commentary of the Arsenal match again...still makes the hairs on the back of my next stand on end. Surely Tiote's strike has to win this poll?