Wilson

My bath is now extremely cold.

I was in Gran Canaria with my parents when I was about 11, always remember finding out about Shearer as some bloke shouted 'yous are geordies aren't yous? You've just signed Shearer!' from about 5 balconies down, fatha was straight to the shop for his paper

Aye, I like this. Hope he gets what he wants from it.

Buy Tonali noo everyone's an Italian.

All lined up for a Friday 3pm announcement this.

'a young seagull' Well of course it was Dear me.

Has the bird got a go fund me? If so we should all Pigeon.

The next step is Parker Schnabel.

Barely know the man, despite being at the final v Italy, but I think he's going to be Tonali class.

I actually don't care if he (initially) signs for the 'wrong reasons'. One season in, he'll call it home.

Couldn't give flying fuck. Smash the wage structure to get who we want. We're minted and means exactly nowt to me.

Budshit.

Don Tonali.

I wish someone would mention that it's in euros.

Christ.

Concerning.

All our fault and we all defend don't we? Idiots.

Seems to have been the few times I've watched him this season.

It's a proper pipe dream, but the fact that there's been interest has me dreaming. Mental just being linked with that calibre of player.

Apart from the fact we're interested in one of the best midfielders around.... definitely not worth batting an eyelid is it. Ban the original poster as well I say.

I'm gona cry me fuckin eyes out watching this.

Still trying to get through the pages without biting (too much) at stifler doom mongering shite.