Wilson

let this thread drop off the bottom now please, we have nothing to laugh at

It sounded like 'Cabart' to me but I don't want to go against the grain! Plus kebab is funnier.

He said he wanted a striker, they asked if there was other places we needed improved, he said we had a great midfield with tiote, yohan kebab, ben afree (then later ben afra)

They're just scrabbling around trying to figure out how to explain 'Joe Kinnear is our DOF'

Die. Seriously.

Where's that?

The fucking state of him on that picture man and this is 5 year down the line now. What a fucking mess.

Anyone know who carries out the maintenance on Michaels helicopter?

Think the club would have denied it by now Having said that I thought they would have confirmed it by now obviously thinking of the best way to do this, could be a while. http://i41.tinypic.com/642elw.jpg

"if there's a right back, and he's better than what we've got, it makes sense to buy him" Well I take it all back if this is his philosophy, we're gona be mint.

Listening to this interview, what the f*** is going on. Jesus. Got visions of the people doing the interview pissing themselves laughing in the background. Parjoe Harping on about what he done at Wimbledon, the game has changed a bit since then. Fucks sake this is a bad dream.

His name in German? The cunt, the

Ahhh, the final stages of the 5 year plan: - Bring in Kinnear

Think I'd rather he didn't resign now. Ashley's an evil genius.

He handed his transfer request in yet?

Unfortunately for us there is only one replacement if Pardew goes.

PARDEW IN!! please god Pardew in.

I don't think I want a statement about Kinnear. Whatever it said would just piss me off more.

Exactly. The squad is tiny. We know a lot of the squad are not good enough but that is down to their "11 purples policy" are they saying now that we want like 23 purple players? whooaaa there....trying to bankrupt us like?

Bet Neil's gutted. Stuck with Martinez when we whip this gem out of nowhere HAHAHA what a bunch of mugs.

because they're not good enough for Newcastle, unlike Pardew and Kinnear, they're the future.

I'm sure Carr will be excited to have Kinnear tagging along on his scouting missions like

Areet Jimmy Savile.

Well everyone always harps on about how we want to bring in replacements BEFORE we get rid, nee pleasing some people.

Surely this must be some kind of attempt to piss Pardew off, he's going to be second guessing himself constantly. remember the days when we just had pardew in charge? bliss