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Anyone know who carries out the maintenance on Michaels helicopter?

Think the club would have denied it by now Having said that I thought they would have confirmed it by now obviously thinking of the best way to do this, could be a while. http://i41.tinypic.com/642elw.jpg

"if there's a right back, and he's better than what we've got, it makes sense to buy him" Well I take it all back if this is his philosophy, we're gona be mint.

Listening to this interview, what the f*** is going on. Jesus. Got visions of the people doing the interview pissing themselves laughing in the background. Parjoe Harping on about what he done at Wimbledon, the game has changed a bit since then. Fucks sake this is a bad dream.

His name in German? The cunt, the

Ahhh, the final stages of the 5 year plan: - Bring in Kinnear

Think I'd rather he didn't resign now. Ashley's an evil genius.

He handed his transfer request in yet?

Unfortunately for us there is only one replacement if Pardew goes.

PARDEW IN!! please god Pardew in.

I don't think I want a statement about Kinnear. Whatever it said would just piss me off more.

Exactly. The squad is tiny. We know a lot of the squad are not good enough but that is down to their "11 purples policy" are they saying now that we want like 23 purple players? whooaaa there....trying to bankrupt us like?

Bet Neil's gutted. Stuck with Martinez when we whip this gem out of nowhere HAHAHA what a bunch of mugs.

because they're not good enough for Newcastle, unlike Pardew and Kinnear, they're the future.

I'm sure Carr will be excited to have Kinnear tagging along on his scouting missions like

Areet Jimmy Savile.

Well everyone always harps on about how we want to bring in replacements BEFORE we get rid, nee pleasing some people.

Surely this must be some kind of attempt to piss Pardew off, he's going to be second guessing himself constantly. remember the days when we just had pardew in charge? bliss

Honestly mate, don't get your hopes up....he's here.

http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article4326006.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/kinnear04JPG-4326006.jpg So much

Aye Wednesday morning.

Cry, then come the new season trail back to Gallowgate, up the steps and swallow more of the horse shit being shoveled down our throats for another season.

seriously man what the fuck is this

if kinnear is the alternative to pardew, i'll lose all hope. what a joke we are man.

Aye, bless him, he was only 15 when he helped gang rape someone, clearly had no idea what he was doing. Hope he joins.