Wilson

Feed him kebabs, loadsa kebabs, Then hope he has a heart attack, cos if he has kebabs, loadsa kebabs, he might die soon and not be here anymore because of his heart condition even though he's fit as a fiddle

Pardew only 2/1 to be next to leave his post

is there a market for pardew walking?

This is too fucking ridiculous

fuck fucking off

They've a good right to laugh, along with everyone. Even people who don't know/like football know JFK is a joke.

http://i41.tinypic.com/642elw.jpg

3,000 people going to die? 1 will do. I wouldn't be opposed to 2...

Would be brilliant if true. Not so sure tbh, there's only one outcome. Poyet in. I'm sure.

Aye, Ashley IS and evil genius. ffs.

Would be brilliant if true. Not so sure tbh, there's only one outcome.

Well well well....grown a set of stones apparently. A month ago I wanted him out, now I'm scared of him leaving. This fucking club man.

It's a complete disaster If I didn't laugh I'd be in tears.

Already piling the pressure on Pardew then

Good work Lee. Go get em you little newshound you.

poo yongo bongo ffs

Gael Biryani

let this thread drop off the bottom now please, we have nothing to laugh at

It sounded like 'Cabart' to me but I don't want to go against the grain! Plus kebab is funnier.

He said he wanted a striker, they asked if there was other places we needed improved, he said we had a great midfield with tiote, yohan kebab, ben afree (then later ben afra)

They're just scrabbling around trying to figure out how to explain 'Joe Kinnear is our DOF'

Die. Seriously.

Where's that?

The fucking state of him on that picture man and this is 5 year down the line now. What a fucking mess.