Kevo

£116 profit thanks to B365 'bore draw' offer Celtic HT/FT the only leg to let me down, classed as void so my bet won (albeit a bit less than originally intended but still good enough).

I just want us to score first so I can pretend to love my life and go mental for once this season.

Down overall for the week, now. Only £12/3 ish but still a loss is a loss.

Haven't won a game of football since August - all it takes is me to back against them! I stuck £30 on Red Star. I'm sat watching it on B365! Realise I need a life when my Monday night is spent like this. Going to back them double chance if it reaches EVS with £20, currently 4/6.

And Paris FC score after 4 minutes

Booked the Thursday off, fly to Croatia on the Friday. Let the holiday begin early!

Paris FC drew 17 of 31, both sides don't score many. Nurvy match but still, 4/5 is a stupid price. Cheers Andy, tempting me to bet on a Monday night Ligue 2 match Problems...

Live a few mile from St.Marys now, so should be looking forward to this but I am really not. They have something to play for along with their players having some skill and balls. We have something to play for with virtually no skill and no balls. 3-0.

Everything about today has been shite! Stoke let me down for £94 West Ham failing another bet would've been waiting on Barca BTTS for £242 And now Caen are losing! Twats.

Sissoko can fuck off.

I must've been watching a different team for the previous season and a bit because I have no idea what De Jong has done to show he should even be close to starting Perez and Mitro, yes, but not De Jong. I'd have definitely played Lascelles over Taylor.

Caen 3/1 away to Toulouse. 4/5 double chance last time I checked. They are 6th, Toulouse 19th. Only including them in my bets for value, no way should a team battling for EL v a relegation side be 3/1.

Fun88 paid me during Cheltenham when I was match betting, however I only did it on the Tuesday so that might be why.

Gutted I was a pussy and only put £12 double chance @ 11/4. Even sat there, pissed debating putting my £200 balance on and bottled it.

Once the teams are announced, I hope he gives his verdict as 11/10/EVS in most bookies seems fairly generous.

Stuck £20 on Norway to win either half / Wales to win double - pays £72.

Started a £25 to ..... Challenge yesterday after seeing it on Facebook inspired me, managed to get it up to £158 this morning and already bottled it Withdrew £58 and left the £100 to try and build up. This is the furthest I've ever got after attempting two £10-£1000 in the past so expecting a loss soon enough. The shit international weeks do to you!

Used my wildcard and it worked a treat. 88 points - first good game week for at least a month largely thanks to Kane being my captain.

So far I'm on the £25 Sky Bet (Altior) £75 (3x £25) on Fun88, £25 free bet to come. Going to use the Paddy Power money back if 2nd all day, too. Hopefully hit a couple. edit: I will probably go with that Betfair offer too in 2 or 3 races but can't afford to do them all.

True story. However I am struggling to decide which offers to go with!! Too many offers, not enough money to put in my exchange account.

For me it's usually in within an hour or two maximum. they're usually fairly good.

I go for the £30 ish method purely because it's free money. If I had plenty cash in the bank, I'd opt for the chance of winning a few hundred but atm £30 is useful on takeaways, night out money, shopping or whatever else.

BetBright new customers offering 50/1 on Supreme Novices at Cheltenham. Max stake £1 to be paid out in free bets. So not amazing, but ideal for anyone backing Min (6/4 fav).

Wijnaldum captain I must be mental.