Kevo

Won £17 online so put £5 long shot on Malaga Munich @ 11/1 and withdrew the rest. Sensible decision for once.

En route down to Stansted now, can't wait!! Really do think we will qualify, come on! Optimism for once.

Freedom Square or Shevchenko Park are their main areas apparently, but not sure if many NUFC fans will go there. Anyone staying in the Mercury Hotel? Long shot like, 4 of us staying there. Can't wait for this now, think we will score at least one. Just hope Pardew doesn't make them sit back and do nothing but defend if we go 1-0 up, always going to have the chance of the counter attack with players like Marveux on the flanks.

He better go and attack them, or at least make the players show a bit of interest in the final third of the pitch. Can't wait for this trip, 3 nights of trying to survive. hopefully everyone else making the journey stays safe and gets back to the UK in one piece!

£7.50 Ozil FGS 12/1 £7.50 Kagawa FGS 25/1

NUFC, Spurs, Chelsea 6/1 on PP.

"Tired legs" f*** off man! They are all professional footballers. Have the Celtic players had a match earlier today or something to make them more tired? Idiots. If anything Juventus could say they're tired from travelling, not that they would. They prefer to get on with it and win a football match. Goals win games.

Had £5 Matri FGS 11/2, also got £2 Matri 2-1 28/1, and just stuck £5 on him to score next 11/2

Want QPR to go down desperately as I can't stand that melted waxed face tosser and to laugh at their finances as they have far too many players on far too high salaries. Think it will be QPR, Villa and Reading.

Block D and E has been given a lot of publicity on Twitter so they're either sold out or close to being sold out, and now block C and F are being advertised. Hopefully this means the atmosphere from those few blocks will spread a little more than usual around the rest of the ground. Personally I'd play Anita Marveaux Mbiwa Ameobi and possibly Elliott instead of a our full PL team. Still enough quality with the additions we made in January. Anyone any ideas how many tickets we've sold for the away leg?

Doubt I can go to many after this round, sick

I claimed my winnings from SJP online, only way to collect from your winning slip. Never put any details in as I haven't deposited, but its all sorted now they emailed me and I've sorted it out.

What's the betting site in SJP? Edit, remembered it. I won money vs Chelsea, just withdrew it expecting a page to come up with my bank details but it never happened and now my account is £0.00. Where the hell has my money gone? I haven't put my bank details in at all.

£10 Cisse fgs 13/2

Ended up winning n roulette so had £130 worth of free bets. Ended up with £272 in my account, very happy indeed.

Going for it now like, we're due an away win £25 us pays £64 £45 dnb pays £82ish £10 Cisse Michu anytime pays £67 £10 us Swansea Stoke City pays £233 Payday Thursday if all goes tits up. Added: £2 cisse 4-1 225/1. £2 cisse 4-2 225/1. £2 cisse 3-2 100/1. £2 cisse 3-1 75/1 £15 cisse fgs 5/1 £5 Cabaye fgs 12/1

£6 NUFC Swansea pays £49 £3 NUFC City both -1 pays £37 Then got a few quid on Cabaye and Sissoko anytime NUFC win which is 11/2 and 15/2 I think.

Looks like Murray will be screwing me over!

Andy Murray is going to either make or break me in this Australian Open final. £40 Murray to win pre-match 11/8 £40 Murray to win at 1-0 sets 4/5 £10 Murray to win second set 6-4 11/1 £15 Murray to win 3-1 6/1

£11 Getafe £10 Getafe Beira Mar double 4/1. Haven't got a clue who that portugese team are, probably get thumped 5-0! Definitely starting to become a problem all this betting on random shite.

Just added a few more bets to make today more interesting. £10 Manchester double 4/1 £5 Hernandez anytime ManU win 13/5 £2 RVP fgs 3-1 40/1 £2 Hernandez fgs 3-1 45/1 £3 Manchester -1 double 17/1 Left £8 in my account for in play or for the arsenal match.

Withdrew £20 and stuck my remaining £7.50 on RVP fgs pays £33.50

Stuck £5 on Bordeaux at HT pays £17.50 Just put £5 on Madrid 1-0 that also pays £17.50 Got £10 to play with might stick it on Madrid match when there's 15 minutes or so to go, otherwise Valencia Sevilla.

Last month I gambled my full wage the day after payday when I was p*ssed. So a tip to anyone is try to avoid casinos then PP online when you've been out on the p*ss all day. Anyway, this weekend: Reading/WBA, Stoke/Chelsea, Mackems/WHU, QPR/Spurs, Bolton/Millwall draws. £1 440/1 Madrid, inter, Cardiff, villa £10 4/1

£10 Cisse anytime NUFC win 5/1 £10 over 2.5 goals Villa, Man Utd, NUFC 4/1