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Rest Darlow, Lascelles, Clark, Shelvey, Atsu, Ritchie. Then play the rest of the squad. I’d be happy with Gayle playing as a goal or two at home would do him the world of good.

Not worth the risk for me. Just captaining him!

Agree - have to win this and 7 out of 9 is needed. 7 out of 9 is wanted not needed imo. Offer me 6 and I’d snap your hand off. 5 is the minimum I’d say!

No. Just researched each of his goals (Yes I’m that bored at work)

Milner must’ve scored from one? Struggling to think of any others apart from those listed above. Viana definitely scored a free kick I remember it well.

Wide of left post, keeper saves it, wide of right post, hits the woodwork, over the bar. I’d say they were more likely. The gap is tiny and he’s a great keeper. It was a good effort that didn’t result in a goal because of some excellent defending. Can’t believe this is even in question, ha. Gayle is the only one to blame for not putting his foot through it during the match.

Forgot to log on due to being pissed and eating my body weight in pigs n blankets. So it’s 10 men if Smalling and Monreal aren’t fit and Hazard captain.

Salah missed lots of chances, a few shots off target and a fair few mis-placed passes. Bollocks rule though. I hate the bonus system.

He come off the bench last night for 20-25 mins or so. So yes unfortunately!

It definitely is. I have only had my captain choice right 3 times this season and I'm sat at 220k before today's games. Can only imagine where I'd be if I had made the right choice even just a few more times.

64 with bonus from Lukaku and then any for Salah/Firmino to come. Should hit 70. Good week after two awful GWs.

Need Sporting + Benfica to win and then BTTS in both halves of Lyon Marseille for £220 off £1. Long shot.

Unreal goal that. Love watching Liverpool and Man City for goals like that.

Fucking PSV. 95th minute goal they conceded to draw 3-3.

Anybody know why they had names on the advertising boards? It was on about memberships and renewing, then had "Kevin Watson" all the way along just before kick off. That's me

Captain Hazard Morata Courtois Great start! Ayew dropped for Swansea so can't wait for him to come in and get me one point.

If we don't get an easy home tie, then selfishly I'd like a southern team away from home. By southern I mean Bristol across to London or below.

I'd rather wait for another flight than sit next to that cunt.

Haven't read any of the posts, but from what I was watching there were three weak links in our side - Diame, Ritchie and Perez (Possibly Merino too). Every time we got the ball and went to break they were nowhere, kept giving the ball away and didn't seem too arsed about tracking back. Ritchie should've cleared the ball for their goal, then I have no idea why he fouled in the box. He's been awful for weeks now minus his two assists at WBA. Usually I'd complain about our defence - but their quality was always going to show and there didn't seem to be any major errors from the defenders (I was there and haven't watched anything back so may be wrong) I was impressed with Murphy. He isn't the best footballer in the world, but he seems to be improving as the weeks go by. Still young so not writing him off and think there is a good winger in there. He got the crowd going when he ran down chasing it with Cahill - that's all we want is a bit of effort especially against the big boys away when realistically we don't expect anything from it.

Was that Kalou? If so, I was there and remember being very angry. It was. Showed it on the big screen after and he was about 3 yards offside I remember it well. Think the whole away end was raging tbh.

-4 Captain Hazard - benched Salah - benched Sane - nowhere to be seen Luiz - f***ed Fernandez - compassionate Elliot last night - benched Having a good week.

He deserves criticism. Everyone just plays on the 'our squad is shit' and 'we've spent nothing' card. He's in charge of the subs and line up - which is wrong almost every game now. Hoping he will see sense and drop Joselu + Manquillo + Diame. Good job there's not long until the next game - can't deal with today it's been shit in every sense.

I was 9. All I can remember is standing on my bed singing Newcastle songs then doing a lap of the house when Bellamy scored that goal. It was quickly followed by my Mam saying if I don't shut up she will turn the TV off. It's those little things that stick in the memory..

Their next few games are the most crucial. Millwall (H) Villa (A) Burton (A) Reading (H) If they are still in the relegation zone after those then they're pretty much doomed imo. Three of those are arguably relegation battles, although I can see Reading being safe especially after the weekend. Loving this.

If Sterling could pass I'd have had a Sane goal, plus so close to him being put through by KDB and then there was the Sterling being an inch away! Very unlucky and I still believe Sane is the best midfielder to have for City value wise. On 38 with just Lukaku left which I hope will be enough to keep me a few points above average but it'll be close.