LV

Also, pray for Shola

Get in! I won’t lie, I wanted Rafa, Ten Hag or Emery but I definitely did not want Lampard, Gerrard or Martinez. He’ll do for me. Feels like we can all pull in the same direction now and properly celebrate the dawning of the new era. The time is Howe!

Damn, I didn’t know this stat. That’s not great.

It really isn’t

Jones May also have one of those ridiculous release/ termination clauses inserted by Ashley

Dog dirt

Danke freund

Hmmm… if he’s still weighing it up then it’s unlikely he’ll leave after this media storm. Too much pressure!

This

Strange take. Humphrey has fought our corner against plums like Rio Ferdinand for years now and bothered to understand the issues, unlike other so called journalists and pundits.

I wouldn’t. It’s a massive come down for me.

I almost killed my telly when he said that. I can’t let it go

Rio Ferdinand been commenting again?

I was thinking more along the lines of ‘You! Cones’ but I much prefer these

Hope he can speak in words of one syllable so the remaining Steves can understand.

He wanted Zaha. The board got him Pepe.

You spelt Cunt wrong

Really hope not

Well, no. As both. He can do both.

I’d have Rafa back in a heartbeat

Eh?

You don’t rate him? How’s he viewed in Holland?

Rafa For the whole project, not just his management skills

Come on Agent Rafa!

Also Nuno and Rafa haven’t gone whinging to the media about being called nasty names like cabbage head