LV

I'd like another 3 to settle mine.

Get the fuck in Androsssss555555!!!!!!!!

Ugh, Colback. Should have scored.

Sissoko hates to head it. You can see that from goal kicks when he makes a token effort to get his head on it.

Unlucky Chancel!

Whole team looks nervous as fuck

Waste of a corner and a throw in.

I know. Raaaaaage.

Makes me feel sick when I hear Pardew shout. Hope he takes a ball to the face.

Shot on target!

What a tackle Lascelles

Don't understand why Sissoko hammered that pass so hard

Yep, Pardewed.

He was the Grima Wormtongue to Mike Ashley's Saruman. With the club being King Theoden, obviously. I'll get me coat.

They have got a big fall coming and when it happens, how I will dance.

Oh God, we need this guy to stay on. That was a great read, thanks for posting.

He can singlehandedly prevent goals being scored against his side just by his mere presence on the touchline

Burger

Mint

I think they'll get a goal. I'm going to be optimistic and call it 2-1 to us.

This

Hope he gets 90 mins of barracking.

He's filmed something on a phone using a phone. [emoji38]I'm done Imagine the resolution. http://i.stack.imgur.com/eaP0f.jpg That was porn in 1995

Gold this now.

This is going well