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Murphy's agenda now being exposed. Hates the fact Pochettino got the Spurs job.

No moar goals

You hearing this s***?! We've been s*** for two years. "I can't put my finger on it!" I can't stop shouting at him.

Love how Murphy has no problem slagging Pochettino off.

It's just horrific. We score two goals by not being conservative and being positive, taking the game to Spurs and he wants us to stop all that and go back to how we used to be. You know, what put us at the bottom end of the table in the first place. Sickening.

Tells Sammy to be conservative.

Ugh Pardew, you tit

Get Gouff off and put Ben Arfa on. Oh, wait....

A FEW! The ink clearly hasn't yet dried on Murphy's cheque from Keith Bishop

Exactly. I just know Pardew wont learn from it though.

Get in Ayoze lad. Happy for him. Great ball from Cabella too.

6 seconds apparently

Pardew must have had a seizure or something. They were never his subs surely.

That, Mr Pardew, is what you get when you put an attacking player on!

on the pitch!!

He is definitely going to come on. Doesn't matter what position, Pardew will chuck him in.

I'm getting more and more convinced that I've fallen through some wormhole in space/time and ended up in a parallel universe where no-one can see the fucking obvious about Pardew except people on here.

It's like the witch scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

These hoofs upfield from Dummet are a joy to behold. Pure artistry.

Irrelevant so you say but we have no decent striker, no one up there to keep the ball And what f***ing good is that crock going to be? BUT HE'S A GEORDIE MAN! my point, some spirit up there Who's this guy?

Just don't understand how Murphy can rightly point out how shite we look and then fail to draw the conclusion that Pardew is to blame for us being bereft of ideas. Blames the players instead.

Seriously Pardew, just fuck off. You're a joke. Call yourself a defensive coach? Should be run out of town by a torch-wielding mob tbh

wtf colback?!

Hope the wall falls on him.