LV

Howay gomis man

Cisse proving that he's all about service and no time to think

Krul is trying to ruin my Swansea -2 bet

Sissoko blown off the ball again.

That would be preferable to them being 'coached' by Pardew.

Man, why do they keep singing that. It's counter-productive right now.

Colo is going to do his Boston Strangler routine today. I can feel it coming.

Ha ha. Nailed on relegation for us.

Waddle said the same on 5 live today too. What the hell is going on? Have we just got ridiculously high standards or something?

Who wants an obese fatty in the team? Madness.

I really thought that was what he was doing.

Changing formation / tactics and different mix of players would be better than keeping the same set of losers in the same losing formation with the same loser tactics. He hasn't even once tried to play 2 up or attack with width in a 4-3-3. It really is as if he wants to lose every game I heard (I knew a few people behind the scenes) that Pardew was going with two up front at Stoke. That was on the Sunday. The sort of info I get on this is usually 99% bang on. Therefore, my only theory is that he deemed Cisse not fit enough to start or he bottled it. That makes it even more crazy - why could he not have brought Cisse on at 1-0 alongside Riviere to switch to 4-4-2 at half-time, or even, god forbid, dropped one of his blue chip players and played with Ayoze or Armstrong first half? The whole time he has been here he has shoe-horned his favourite 11 into a formation which doesn't work (Cisse/Ba, Sissoko out wide etc) instead of finding a system and slotting players in, even if that means dropping a big name for someone more suited to play the role in the system. The man's an incompetent charlatan. What do those people behind the scenes think about the chances of him being sacked?

If it was that it would at least be easy to create some iron on 'Sack Pardew.com' patches to put over the top of it.

I can't blame any of the players for being shite under this manager. There's a good team in there somewhere.

Don't feel sympathy, he wasn't even crying. It was raining and his face was under a bit of strain but I'm damn sure they weren't tears.

While they have already crashed half your fleet of supercars and given away the best one to a mate down the road.

To me it looks like he says "yeah, I think me too. You can come with me"

I was begging the interviewer to say 'what, like Ben Arfa?' when Pardew said that.

I almost put my fist through the TV when he said that.

Get me a big scone

I genuinely thought he said 'Let's do it'

Was Mike doing an evil laugh there?

4 mins ffs

Co0lbach. ahahahahhahahaa!