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I dunno, Pardew sussed HBA eventually so his judgement isn't all bad. Not sure anyone's gonna bite but nice try.

But..... but..... we're at our most vulnerable when we have got the ball. That lot would retain it too well. Do you want us to do a Portsmouth??

Costa looks like that monster from The Goonies in that pic.

Surely not. Pards would never do that because that would be pure short term-ism.

That noise he makes when he pauses. It makes me ill. You mean that godawful licking his lips sound? It makes me ill too.

Agreed, best game he's had for us.

Blob forced off with a pie problem. At least, I think that's what I just heard.

So that's Lyon, Marseille, Newcastle and Hull now. None of it is his fault though! yawn

He loves Mourinho like. He thinks he's a chip off the same block.

Morons , but they have a point. I only saw him have about 3/4 consistently good games and I go to most What a load of crap tgarve.

Blatantly a Mackem.

So in effect not playing long balls and playing neat, passing football equates to 'taking risks' in the mind of Pardew. Jesus.

A league one footballer masquerading as a premier league standard player. Just like his dad and his Uncle Pards. What an absolute horror-show.

Absolutely this.

No.

Cabaye is available for £19m apparently.

Built the ground over a native american graveyard tbh

But 5th....

Garth Crooks needs medical help

Was just searching for that on here. Never mind that s*** anyway, where's that map background on your Twitter from? It's a wall print. https://www.notonthehighstreet.com/lovelyjojos/product/newcastle-to-the-coast-map-print?kpid=290463&gclid=Cj0KEQiA-uWjBRChu9ie05m5ipgBEiQAuHIuKyb7vmi6iEM1LwApPh9nnZc3JV2H8XmuHQQdbuT_YVcaAuRM8P8HAQ Here's the photo I used: http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/126506967/-/Newcastle_Map_dark_smallest.jpg Ah wow that's f***ing class, cheers. Some pretty heavy hints to be dropped before Christmas now. It's brilliant! I've been searching for it on google for the last 15 mins. Didn't realise Sewelly was Novocastrian.

Not sure I really agree with that. We've been better recently precisely because Pardew was forced to play some of the younger, more enthusiastic attacking players due to injuries. Players who took the game to the opposition. He also had to play Sissoko in his best position in central midfield. The minute he gets some of favourite cloggers back he puts them in the team and moves Sissoko out of position and also drops Cabella. Surprise, surprise we are back to looking shite and losing again.

All Pardew's fault. No excuse for Gouffran being in that lineup.

Wank

Yep, spot on. He wants shooting.

I hope that's an injury and not tactical.