Jack Flash

At the very least you'll get another melted face avatar out of it Agree with whoever said Simpson too btw.

Can't think of any funny mispronunciations

You can't get refunds at any point. From my email...

No, but I did make this... http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,58111.msg4078295.html#msg4078295

I'd like to know the answer to this as well. I'm finally considering cancelling my season ticket. No refunds but you can cancel it. Did you cancel or just not commit to buying a new one, JF? Had a 10 year one but emailed them a month or so ago telling them to cancel it and stop payments. Only took 2 emails to sort it.

I'd like to know the answer to this as well. I'm finally considering cancelling my season ticket. No refunds but you can cancel it.

Ashley. Danny Simpson close second.

I hope that SSN interview turns up online somewhere. It's astonishing. Worse than anything Pardew has ever, or will ever, say.

Couldn't believe the shit I was hearing then. "Wud duh Geordie accept a Spanish? I dun no" Absolutely fucking delighted I'm not funding this circus any more. It's all just come flooding back hearing that how much of a cunt this cunt is.

He was in a shit team though. Get him in a team with HBA, Cabaye (hmm), and another winger and I reckon he'd score for fun. Even his last season with Spurs he was their top scorer when Harry turned it round from Ramos and that was alongside Keane or Pavlyuchenko. He is always in shit teams. That's his MO. He can't function in a side that wants to achieve anything, hence why Spurs fucked him off. This isn't meant as sarcasm but he'll be perfect for us if that's the case. If he can do what Ba was doing before he left then I'd be thrilled. I don't doubt under Pardew he could come in and score goals in ugly football and we'd finish about 15th. It's accepting that as the limit of our ambitions, even under Pardew that I don't want to do. It's depressing. I agree. I don't think we'll be any better next year so I'd rather have Bent than someone genuinely good who'll probably flatter to deceive under Pardz.

He was in a shit team though. Get him in a team with HBA, Cabaye (hmm), and another winger and I reckon he'd score for fun. Even his last season with Spurs he was their top scorer when Harry turned it round from Ramos and that was alongside Keane or Pavlyuchenko. He is always in shit teams. That's his MO. He can't function in a side that wants to achieve anything, hence why Spurs fucked him off. This isn't meant as sarcasm but he'll be perfect for us if that's the case. If he can do what Ba was doing before he left then I'd be thrilled.

In a midfield three Jonas can work centrally, but he's no DM though. Rubbish, man. He's a fucking dreadful midfielder. Yep. He hasn't got a position any more so he's getting shoehorned in anywhere. He's an awful left back too of course.

Christ.

As usual, Chris SimpsonsArtist has put all of our thoughts into words...

Cabaye was apparently in Marseille tonight.

There are a bizarre number of similarities between this and the Fritzl thing now you mention it.

No need to worry

That was a few weeks ago but it's not that startling as he's been saying that shit since day 1. He'll be fucking delighted about this the cunt.

That's what I think. We might not replace his "quality" but we might get someone more effective.

Monaco aren't small. They could be the best club in the world soon if all the rumours come true.

Ca-bye. I'm nowhere near as bothered about him as most seem to be

I enjoyed the part just after the pictures when he talks about how much he hates Gattuso in the CL final just for waving to his family in the crowd. He comes across as a weirdo mental for the most part. He starts crying and gets violently angry when someone put his trainers in the bath

Steven Gerrard's book is the only footballer specific book I'd call gripping. It's really good. John Burridge's one is also surprising good. The Secret Footballer (Dave Kitson) is crap and says nothing we don't already know.