Jack Flash

Bizarre theory.

Thu 06.06.2013 Talk-in featuring Tommy Cassidy @ Seahorse Pub, Hillheads Park, Whitley Bay, 8pm. Tickets £5 (inc. pie & peas) from the venue and 07761 976892. Fri 05.07.2013 Talk-in featuring Steve Howey @ Wallsend Labour Club, 7pm. Tickets £10 (inc. pie & peas) from the venue and Rob Dunn on 07538 291227.

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Yep. Scandalous price for someone who has had about 8 good games in 2 and a half years.

Obertan against Brugge was bloody good considering the 3 players involved in the goal.

Like waiting for test results for some horrendous disease you think you might have. For better or worse, we need to know ASAP.

I'd love to know why he does this every window. Same exact speech every time too.

Looking at the recent spate of DiCuntio press comments he's really going to take the whip to his players over the summer..Can't see anything remotely as combative coming from Pardew..Finishing practice or otherwise....Cancelling holidays indeed!! "I will make sure it hurts the players" http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/9/281x351/309727_1.jpg

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A playoff for the last relegation spot?

West Am appear to be in talks with Liverpool/Carroll now while we've said we aren't doing anything until July so we might miss the boat.

Can't wait to see how the average England fan looks in that shirt http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oRE5sS9F-K0/UBggM4rxv_I/AAAAAAAAAMk/ovZEhb6oOCc/s1600/Tight+Shirt.jpg

"I don't want Pardew here. Here's 40 pages of reasons why he should stay" Aye.

Fucking hell.

This will help you all.

#teamtenko

Ba vs Reading.

Carroll and RVP's goals were near identical.

I quite like Ashley for the fact he has invested in the scouting infrastructure. His quotes about Joe Kinnear being his hero, makes me thing his loyalty in manages is -esque Good times.

The lack of analysis tonight is an immeasurable improvement.

David Sullivan said in the programme against us they'd definitely be making an offer for him btw.

In the shop window = plays well.

Top finishing.

If we are missing more than about three 'key' players Pardew says he can't win matches, so it's no surprise that we don't rotate much. Self-fulfilling prophecy. There aren't many players to 'rotate' to be fair. In comparison to the clubs who've been around us this season? Of course there are. Why strikers are you going to rotate? Cisse Shola Gouffran Rotate away. Our squad is pathetic - though January improved that - too little too late. Pathetic lack of ambition and backing from the board. We're light in terms of options for the front 3, other than that we're spoilt. I work with a Norwich fan, that is a s**** squad. Our squad wasn't fit for purpose at the start of the season - they only invested in january because they were shitting themselves. Cisse Shola Our forward options. Embarrassing. Pardew's been shite but Ashley hasn't half pulled the wool on some people. What about when we had Ba and Cisse? He doesn't deserve another good striker because he'll waste him/her.