Lush Vlad

I really need to start watching this through again. The cringe factor is off the charts, though. This is from someone that loves The Office, Alan Partridge, Fawlty Towers and Peep Show. But somehow, certain episodes of this were too hard to watch because of the awkwardness So well done.

Sort of related. But I remember reading Americans describing living over here. The pub and ‘banter’ sort of swearing always gets mentioned Like swearing profusely at each other, the C bomb, F off etc. Took them a while to know that it’s mostly in jest and not people arguing I remember being on the trolley in San Diego and having a reasonably enthusiastic discussion with a Steelers fan. Who was giving it the big one about Rivers being a bit of a scumbag. Whilst simultaneously somehow defending the shithouse that is Michael Vick. I flippantly said ‘ah fuck off’ whilst smiling. Whole atmosphere turned, went quiet, he got off next stop and then a couple of Steelers fans were like ‘look man. It was a good game. We don’t want trouble.’ Didn’t pinpoint where it all went sour exactly. Until my American mate, who is pissing himself at this point. Tells me that I’ve basically offered him out and most people would have taken it as such

It’s amazing that in my lifetime. Real Madrid always manage to assemble a squad full of utter bellends who are easy to dislike.

Is it 2 or 3 thunderbastards he’s hit off the woodwork this season? That one today would have been glorious.

Horrendous. But a genuine slip, I think.

He does initiate it as well, mind. He always slaps defenders hands away and is adamant he will just go with the hand off/stiff arm to keep them away from him. I’m not sure that’s allowed TBH. Seems unfair and all. As his arms are probably about 5 foot long

He’d get my vote. Just for the fume it would create from Madrid wankers and all the Vini fanboys.

Early horny childhood memory ruined. Thanks a lot brain. Thanks a lot Anthony with your shit barnet

Yeah. It ruined it for me when my brain somehow linked his dodgy gel backy with her hair and the water out the vase

That was the most routine win I’ve seen in a while. Maybe only Leicester was easier? Trippier unlucky not to get 3 assists. No real standout MOTM. Tonali was great again. Hopefully some of these shots that nearly break the goal frame. Start breaking the net instead.

You know. I’ve always liked Palace…..

Poor old Tindall catches all the flak from the entire league, opposing fans and the BANTER boys at Paddy Power. Yet the Villa bench are at it every week.

Fuck sake Palace. One job.

So happy for him. Mad as a hatter. Clearly a popular lad in the dressing room.

So baffling that we keep shifting one of our form players. To accommodate someone who hasn’t been in form and also missed games after being a twat and getting himself sent off. Gordon has the attributes for RW and has played there in the past. Our left hand side has been unstoppable most weeks since Barnes has come in. Still. In Howe we trust and I’m sure Gordon will score now

Barnes is just a chance creating, goal threat, isn’t he?! Always seems to work an opening. Him and Tino have struck up a great partnership and all.

Not really a run of games, though. But yeah, he has been poor. Much better this half. But then we’re playing against 10 and the game has opened up.

He has been making some good runs and found pockets of space. But for the most part. He has marked himself out the game or worse, got in the way. I know players need minutes to get back to form. But he has been so bad this season since a few decent early performances.

I’m sure he was at it in the 1-1 last season and all. Typical little snidey South American player.

Soft pen. But why are you grabbing at a player like that. Been at it all game that twat. I’m sure he played the villain for Brighton up here 2-3 seasons ago and all.

One minute FFS. Been about 5 VAR checks

I missed ‘half’.

The header seemed easier than the volley.

Poor first hour. But we’ve had plenty of the ball. They will start to open up at some point and maybe one of our 50 crosses will find a black and white shirt at some point.