Lush Vlad

Didn’t mention that anywhere in the press release/statement thing they did. It basically said he’s their player at the end of the season, didn’t it?

He’s better at everything bar kicking. People going on like we’re starting Longstaff ahead of Bruno or something His form this season has been well below his usual standard, mind and the two league games since his knee injury, he has looked sluggish at best. He was good against Birmingham. I guess people have decided since that shoulder injury he is done and that’s his level now. Might be the case, TBF.

B. Potential to get to an A.

Why? Is Alisson injured? Even if Kelleher has been their cup keeper. I’d imagine they will be at full strength for the final.

Moved quicker than Merino at the end there. He should put himself up top next game.

Allardyce after we lost 1-0 to THAT Derby team. Started quoting all the positive Prozone stats I was there that night and all

Not like you to focus on the negatives, Wyn?!

Raya doing his usual penalty tactics and diving an hour late. Awful getting beat there. Nowhere near the top corner.

Mental that Man U appear to be getting worse under Amorim.

I think every generation always think their era was better. Whether it’s sports, music, how hard people worked etc. I think there’s an element of romanticism and selective memory at times. But I do feel sports science, how well coached and drilled players are, the way tactics have evolved, the in-depth analysis. Often meaning players won’t cross or shoot in certain situations, as the percentages advise against it, as an example. Along with VAR and the diving/cheating getting out of hand. The amount of money involved and PSR/FFP making it even more of a closed shop. Probably a load more I’ve missed. Have lead to a less enjoyable game.

Level with City in 5th and 2 behind Chelsea should we win tomorrow.

When Odegaard is on it. He is great to watch. I always remember Buffon just randomly saying Andy Carroll of all people was a ‘paintbrush player’ I think it was because he got away with attempted murder on him in a pre-season game. Anyway, I digress. That description fits Odegaard really well, I think.

Bournemouth are either going to fall off when they get Europe. Or carry on like this and get popped for steds

Spurs doing exactly what we did, mind. Not trying anything different to combat their press. Play into trouble almost every time and give Bournemouth a chance every 5 minutes. Teams seem reluctant to go long or at least direct into the middle these days and Bournemouth are so well set up to combat that.

They don’t keep the ball most the while. They’re not possession heavy. They’re similar to us when we were at our best. High press, win it back in dangerous areas, fast on the break. We’ve moved away from that a bit for various reasons and we don’t look better for it. You do also think teams now know how to bypass our press. In time, that could well happen to Bournemouth too. Especially when they get Europe and more than likely lose a star player or two. For now, it is a joy to watch, though. Them and Forest have been a breath of fresh air. For all that I am a bit jealous and bitter about it

Bournemouth are quality with their aggressive press. But fuck me, they get away with murder. Adams, Christie and Cook all seem to escape blatant yellows on the regular when I watch them.

It’s 1-0 to Chelsea

Spurs’ ‘defence’

Got away with one there. Lazy from Semenyo.

Come on now. There’s still time for Spurs to turn it around and for Leicester to bag a winner…..

Well judging by yesterday. Half this place will be on suicide watch if both Chelsea and Bournemouth win

Fucking Spurs Useless fucks.

No people were rightly pointing out your ridiculous points and the almost unicorn level player. Was it Benzema and CR7 you were comparing him to All players have deficiencies in their game.

Nah. That’s been Johnson all season and probably why Spurs fans find him so frustrating. Despite him putting up decent enough numbers. No confidence whatsoever. He had him beat and would have been pulling away from him. Then made a terrible decision. I really like Huijsen. But I was failing to see what he did well there. Despite the commentators wanking over it. It was just shit attacking play.

You didn’t vote in the poll. B had 0% against it. It was all A and then Slim who went for an E instead of his usual A (LMFAO/ROFL). Obviously a mental block from you around that day or two. Which would explain your absolutely shit take on Isak