loki679

Aye, transfers from the U23s to the first team is probably about all we can hope for

I believe in the Stifmeister, it's on, lads.

Someone should mention to Donald that it's our bairns team

Jamaica, ooo I wanna take ya

How's it even come up? 'Morning boss' 'Morning Paul, fancy a croissant? You'll never play in the top flight by the way'

Was gonna go for the 'harsh on mojo' joke but you're not wrong tbf.

Nah, shit celebrations are just shit. Sturridge's stupid thing fucks me off as much as Robbie Keane's 'I can't do a proper somersault but I need to contrive some kind of signature move' rubbish.

That's mint

It'll be interesting to see how they try to fudge the accounts to make us look poor this year.

Don’t think its much of a masterclass when the other team get loads of chances

GTFI

Gonna be another 0-1 Rafa masterclass

wtf, give him the ball, man

'I don't think either club really wants to splash a lot of money' Insightful

HTL

Hyper-knackers out in force recently.

Course it will

Anti-football aiming for that 17th place trophy. Have we ever had it shitter?

God no. What a bellend.

Right, i'm making yorkshires.

Why are we watching this?

HTL

Went to the 2-4 in 1998/1999. 2 nil up then I think we had someone sent off then collapsed. It's highly unlikely we'll get 2 shots on target this time. At least Rafa can get home early I suppose. Wasn't there one against Man City not long ago where we went 1-0 and then got thunderfucked?

Apathy will set in at some point, I mean look at the fulham game,when was the last competitive fixture we had where the match thread only got to 9 pages before FT? The old fans who no longer go are being replaced but that turnover won't last forever and attendances will drop off as more get fed up and he finds there's not enough people he hasn't fucked off to replace them.

Also probably because the only thing keeping us in the premiership right now is a manager whose contract runs out in six months.