Loki679

Imagine the borehole we'll be able to get this summer

That'll do

It's going a bit Suarez now

If it's 16, 17, 18 year old kids getting taken on then nobody would raise an eyebrow. The fact this lad is already 23 makes this one a bit different.

I'm a better looking version of a cross between Ben Arfa and Cabaye tbh. Just a shame I don't have any pictures I can upload, a real shame...

Good god, he must take mountains of painkillers before she puts it in her mouth. One wrong move with those teeth and he's gonna end up a post op trannie.

the f*** is this drivel? that's literally the worst article i've ever set eyes on...pseudo sex and the city girly bullshit meets football, f*** off It reads strangely as a football article because she never says 'our' when talking about their team. It's always 'my manager', 'my player' instead of 'our manager' or 'our team'. Bit weird and makes her sound kind of self obssessed and egotistical.

I dunno, he beats a couple coming from the halfway line then the close control in the box is beardsley-esque. Unreal, closest I can remember is Beardsley himself beating about 4 men in the box (QPR?) and mashing one on.

How the fuck did he do that?

He is frustrating. Has good feet for a big man and does some lovely stuff at times, but he drops deep and drifts out wide quite a lot (tactical?!) and shows little inclination or desire to bust his balls and get into the box. This. He never seems like an out and out striker or target man to me, he just doesn't spend enough time getting into goalscoring positions. You look at proper strikers like Shearer or (dare I say it) Phillips and they're busting a gut to get into the box and get on the end of something every chance they get. Bendtner just doesn't seem to do that.

Everton vs fucking Tamworth, who gives a shit.

I don't think i've ever anticipated seeing 10 seconds of TV as much as this.

Sorry, but that's rubbish. Well, I don't know, i'm just guessing based on the usual employment stuff. I know they can't disclose wages or bonuses without a players consent just the same as my company can't disclose my earnings or bonuses without my consent.

Even if there was no clause i'm fairly sure the club wouldn't be allowed to talk about in on privacy grounds. They can't just go disclosing private details about a player's contract same as any other company.

We need to get some kind of linguistics coach in to teach him the word 'were' and it's variants.

Mackems please

Fixed that a bit.

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£27m for Bent Liverpool seem to be doing things the exact opposite way to us. We're looking for bargains, value for money and slighlty hidden gems whereas they're just spunking absolute fortunes on every english flavour of the month player without any thought as to how they'll knit with the team philosophy and squad.

Some bloke on talksport saying he has a £7m buyout clause in his contract.

What's he doing with his toes that they keep getting infected? He is French so maybe he's been crushing a dodgy batch of grapes or something.

Don't think kkkenny has signed a single black player since he took over.

Maybe he does have an injury and Pardew is just going for broke and trying to put him out for the season. 'Uh, yeah, Gabby, its fine, just make sure you push that leg really hard tomorrow, ok?'

That includes chances created for the opposition.

He was going to do one but the entire lower half of his body was destroyed in the huge jizz explosion which occurred when he fantasised about the dippers beating us. RIP Lolro.