Toonpack

Wouldn't touch him, given his rapeutation.

Same every year, season ends, transfer hysteria begins but everyone and their uncle is away on holiday (unless you're skint Man U who piss off to get humiliated in the far east) so nothing happens for a couple/few weeks. It's the only break they get, especially this year with no proper tournaments going on and yet folks expect it to be like black Friday for footballers.

You didn't need one, registration was open to all on Saturday.

Nope. From any regulation pass back old ricochet feet either concedes possesion, via a throw-in in our defensive third, or puts a defender under pressure with a vaguely accurate pass in the general direction of his chosen defender. With Dubs we're retaining the ball much better and without the ball the other team can't create a chance that needs saving, add in Tonali and Hall and we have an excellent defemsive unit very capable of recycling the ball, if, that is, the keeper can pass it to them.

Aye, 3 points clear of...erm... 14th

Did you see him play ? He's the only one I would ever consider ahead of Messi, Pele also played in the days defenders could set about seeing how fast you could limp

It’s absolutely no big deal. As for owners piling in equity, that would have to be done in line with the shareholding, PIF’s pockets are bottomless but the others aren’t.

What a player cost in total is not the amount of your budget that total figure accounts for, it’s what the player cost divided by length of contract (amortisation). So Paqueta for £50 million if on a 5 year contract takes up £10 mill of your budget. You could still buy 5 more £50 mill players within your £60 mill budget.

Gemmill won’t be coming, he’s had a flounce due to lack of worship

Dude Abides ??

Only if the paper fails and the brown ballerina makes an appearance

You calling Gemmill a nonce ??

Whilst sitting, the rift remains open

*tuppence ?

there’s this thing called being civilised, you may have heard of it.