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God almighty.

How the hell did he get that out man

Party with Pardy.

I'm far from a Pardew lover, but one of things he did do was manage to get Ben Arfa to be brilliant in the second half of the 5th season. He installed a work rate into Hatem which made him a better player, I think the quote he came out with was something like "It's my world when we haven't got the ball, his world when he has". Something like that. Anyway the point is I think Pardew can get the best out of him, he just needs to remind Hatem of his duties.

When Shola nutted in the winner against Chelsea in the League Cup a few years back, me and this guy I called cracky, (dude looked like he was coked out of his head), were jumping around like mad. I turned to my mate and sort of jumped/fell forward with him. Next thing I know I've ended up two rows forward and cracky has suddenly appeared four rows back. Bizzare.

Careful what you say bimp someone might hold you to that Nohomo.

Who fucking breaks their eye celebrating

Shrining the boy after one fantastic performance (I thought the entire defence was special today) is the same terrible thought process as wishing for the return of Danny Simpson after a few poor ones. Well he's been getting better with each game for a while now tbh,

I really hope he stays here, get it done Mike you fucking abyss of misery.

I love how 'ard he is, proper loves getting stuck in.

There's a lot of truth to this, one of the most confusing things is that he doesn't seem to realise how brilliant it could be to be our owner. The bloke's obviously not thick because he's a billionaire, but honestly it's so simple to see how great it could be for him

GET THE FUC ON

Gabriel Obertan ffs

PARDEW WORDSMITH TALKED THE BALL IN COURSE HE DID THE SILVER FOX

Shola seems like such a sound bloke, despite his "limited" football ability, I can't hate him 100%

Surely a Hatem bomb is due soon

'Kin hell

Glad we didn't put that out tbh, we usually do that shit and it winds me up

Hope Shola comes off soon for Hatem, then put Goof in the middle and you know, actually go for it a bit.

Absolutely this.

God they're such little bitches these Chelsea players

"get up" Fuck me he's such a sunday league manager

God this is so boring

Surprised that wasn't a pela

Ben Arfa cam