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Great tackle Yo. Fuck off ya tart.

Are we sitting off already?

Where am I supposed to post my OTT celebrations lads?!

unlock the fucking thread man!

Can't believe it Shola starting man.

Surely some of thos have to be piss takes, right

Top post. Agree with everything said.

I wonder if Hatem feels the same way, perhaps explaining his dip in performances?

Really hope Ronaldo wins it this year, the man is phenomenal.

God I love that

Sammy seems like such a top guy

No way those two seem like a good laugh, well from Twitter anyway

...are you me? Torn cruciate ligament injury from 2 and a half years ago still affecting me. I mean come on what the hell is that about.

Well at the moment it gives way at any random time, can be walking or full sprint

Well I fucked my knee up again last week in 5 a side, so going to have to make a super late call on this.

Yup

Urgh. Why is he celebrating like he hates Arsenal?

Oh choke on your own words Quinn you fucking weird looking bellend.

Him and Larsson must have the most punchable faces in football. Cheating, whining, moaning little bellwhiffs the pair of them. Yeah I despise Larsson. He's such a horrible human.

Something about Adam Johnson that I really fucking hate. He looks undead.

God almighty.

How the hell did he get that out man

Party with Pardy.

I'm far from a Pardew lover, but one of things he did do was manage to get Ben Arfa to be brilliant in the second half of the 5th season. He installed a work rate into Hatem which made him a better player, I think the quote he came out with was something like "It's my world when we haven't got the ball, his world when he has". Something like that. Anyway the point is I think Pardew can get the best out of him, he just needs to remind Hatem of his duties.

When Shola nutted in the winner against Chelsea in the League Cup a few years back, me and this guy I called cracky, (dude looked like he was coked out of his head), were jumping around like mad. I turned to my mate and sort of jumped/fell forward with him. Next thing I know I've ended up two rows forward and cracky has suddenly appeared four rows back. Bizzare.