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Garth "Prick" Crook's "I know Stoke are having a bad time at the moment but I can't remember the last time I saw a centre forward cause so much damage at the Britannia Stadium" I think Demba's hat trick counts as damage, knob.

47 with VDV, Essou and Given to (hopefully) play tonight.

I've heard from a few people who have went on the ground tour over the past couple of months that the guide said the club were giving genuine consideration to extending it on the proviso that we began to sell out again. G/F took me on the tour again for my birthday back in May and I can confirm this was mentioned as a possibility if two things happened: Club started being more sucessful on a regular basis, and we have regular sell outs or close to. The two go hand in hand anyway.

Champion stuff for the lad.

Be immense if we just carried on all season and we got to watch this prick slowly descend into a foaming at the mouth mess as his shite little brain struggles to absorb that someone outside the media's fucking love in performed well all season. Knob.

Christ this made me larf.

Gone rvp this week. Two hat tricks in my team again please.

Bouncing round work this morning pissing everyone off with my good vibes. Just an immense feeling.

71, 74 'if' Demba gets his bonus points!

Blackburn for fucks sake.

Get in!!

we got a pen?

Fuck

Get in pards, give him some fucking shit, cockjob.

HOLY FUCK WE'RE BACK FUUUCKCKCKCK

Christ on a bike I hope this lad starts at the weekend, Simpson is doggo atm and perhaps omitting him might improve his game. Would like to see Arfa starting as well but that's another thread.

50 points before bonus points. If RVP doesn't get 3 bonus points (6 ) i'll be fuming.

Pretty sure I saw him do a small celebration when Ameobi scored then darted into the goal to collect the ball?

Fucks sake man.

First sub, as long as you still have 3 defenders playing after Tiote comes on. e.g. if you had a 3-4-3 originally, Tiote wouldn't be able to come on for Huth as that would make it 2-5-3 which isn't allowed. Poo

Does your first sub come on regardless of position? I.e. Huth didn't play at all, Wilkinson did for a clean sheet. Will Wilkinson come on as its defender for defender, or will Tiote come on as he's the first sub??

23 points atm, <3 Al'Habsi pen save + Kompany goal.

I'd like to remind everyone of a Story I remembered out of the blue... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm