Pixelphish

It makes me unreasonably upset I have to share Isak with these people.

Forget VAR, the cartel etc. This is the worst part of being a fan. Lazy and shit ffs, probably still wears velcro kickers.

I'd take a Donkey at this point.

We got any levers to pull?

This guy makes me feel some kind of way. Effortless. Build the entire thing around him, please.

What a farce.

People are lunatics man.

Probably turn out to be a broken leg.

We're desperate for De Gea. Or something like that.

KDB just had to be back for this, didnt he.

Fuck me.

Let off Sean you daft twat.

Fuck me Tripps. Thank god for Dubs.

It absolutely was a yellow.

Good decision, Dan.

Id like to nominate a name change to Miggylover.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

Isak man, absolute liquid gold this geezer.

Not entirely sure I can stomach this.

Can we skip to next season please? I can handle losing games and struggling. But these constant injuries aint it.

Was Hope always this relentless?

Mitro would be gassed after 10 minutes in this Howe team.