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Amazed to see his name still mentioned, just imagined he would've been found swinging with a satsuma in his gob. Imagine spending that long revelling in the fact that the takeover collapsed, cry-wanking that it happened, then spending another year and a half (and the foreseeable future) seeing everything you were ecstatic about not happening...just happen. Ten-fold. Do those brain-vacuums bears beets and gipetto still post on there? Since they created their own online shame dungeon to hide all NUFC/racism/hate speech, I've lost interest in the cretins.

Yep, same. In over 30 years, never once got to the ground in time to have a pint before kick off. There must be 300+ places to eat/drink within 15 minutes walk, with that much choice you're paying a quid more a pint of carling out a plastic beaker and a frigging hot dog? Nah. Thats why we have to stay where we are, or at least spitting distance of the city centre. I remember Jasper Carrott (big Birmingham fan) doing a bit in town years ago, he said "so basically it's like if the Blues or Villa played just behind the Bullring?"

We need to start a spreadsheet for these sad fuckers: Sunderland get beat: (>X<= fan in peace) "Yous lot were actually unlucky today" Sunderland win: (>X< = fan in piece) "Reckon you lot will go up" Newcastle score: (>X< = oppos.) "have been shite today"

Not an issue, looks like A Flock Of Seagulls are playing there every week now

Mackem's getting in a tiz over the advice given to travelling fans from the Ipswich official away day guide: Pubs Sunderland isn’t renowned as a great drinking town for away fans, and we are aware that many Town fans are using this trip as a (quite understandable) excuse for a night or two in Newcastle. But there are a number of pub options for matchday itself, making Sunderland a pretty good place for prematch drinking. Suggestions of away-friendly pubs, courtesy of www.footballgroundguide.com They then go onto list 2 WMCs, a pub on the seafront which is a good 20 minute walk, and a Weatherspoons in the town centre. "Quite understandable"!! You said it

At some point, when we're lining up against Bayern Munich and they're 3 down to Peterborough, they're going to realise and accept their irrelevance. No disrespect to Peterborough

This guy really isn't worth all this fuss. He was a barely-present defender in a shite defense which struggled year on year then got relegated with many games to spare. We arent missing out on the next Maldini here. Fuck him, fuck southampton, next.

Their tantrums about this are beyond hilarious, you just know if the takeover had remained a no-go in 2020 the narrative would be "haha gerrin! First they mug the mags off, now Hendo's ower there taking the cash they were gonna spend on Mbappe, mint!" Basically the takeover and subsequent success has absolutely broken so many of them, they've convinced themselves that they absolutely wouldn't work there for 10 million quid a year, if the Saudi's so much as looked at the massive lads they would walk away en masse, and now one of their own, an all time heya-rowa is now just a c*nt! I'm absolutely loving it!

Not something you have to worry about anytime soon marras.

Hahaha fucks sake, Gipetto, that sad fuck has been peddling that same old shite for as long as I've been laughing at Ready to Groom, and that's about 7 or 8 years! imagine being in his head, must be utterly hectic. Fact is, Sunderland as a town is in terminal decline, they can't even keep a cinema open ffs, that's basic. The daft twats accuse Newcastle of 'laying claim' to all-sorts outside the city boundary when the fact is, businesses as far afield as Boldon, Co Durham or Cramlington use 'Newcastle' in their name to attract business. Meanwhile, sunderland has to annexe places like Hetton, Houghton and Washington to even make the bare minimum pop'n to get city status. Insignificant tramps.

The entire premise of this imaginary Ipswich fan (Ipswich ffs! Why?!?!) is mackems telling each other that Sunderland isnt as shit as people think it is, and Newcastle isnt as great as everyone knows it is. The facts are: Newcastle is fucking great, and Sunderland is an underperforming cul-de-sac which needs something doing to it. Its not a 'shithole' by any means, but when you have an amazing seafront and beach, don't plonk a fucking Morrisons on it. Tynemouth outperforms Sunderland on every metric, and its about a tenth of the size. Do better sunderland.

My guess would be....their arse?

It does, anyone wanting the same for SJP want's their bumps checked. Our stadium, the sheer scale and city centre location is unique in European - no World - football, it needs protecting, expanding and improving, but never demolished and relocated. Ever.

Love a good SNL ref... deleted rest for "reasons"!

This is just all-out mental, could you imagine this - even if complete BS - 18 months ago?

Holy shit, is that mental fucker Exile123 STILL going?!? CL matches may very well finish the poor bastard, someone get him on suicide watch

And there it is. An actual RTG mod, the same RTG who are against all things sports-washing (since Oct 2021 when they collectively discovered the phrase) smugly telling the world only 3 people were killed on-site during the construction of the Qatar stadia and associated infrastructure for last years WC. 3. THREE. Not a few hundred, or even, as everyone knows, a few thousand immigrant workers from India, Nepal etc. Keith believes 3 because that's what Qatar said. It's almost as if, I dunno, he's been...sportswashed? Hi Keith you racist piece of shit. How's life in the shit end of the league/social spectrum?

I'm going to guess 'vile', 'disgusting', 'well that's me done with golf anarl', 'scum, subhuman scum'... more performative outrage on something they wouldn't give a single shit about if PIF weren't linked with getting us back to the Champion's League in record time, so wallow in your lower league filth and keep seething! As an aside, why does that creepy Walter Mitty character have such a boner for some non-existent link with Bilbao? It's such a weird flag to wave, especially as anyone with eyes can see a much more recent, strong and actually real connection with a club he presumably hates. What a fucking oddball.

They are the very dictionary definition of 'The Fox and the Grapes' https://read.gov/aesop/005.html

Thats it, we got this

10 minutes. I mean, is anyone even surprised at this point? Who has such a hardon for 80's Liverpool at the FA?

The lack of symmetry is making my OCD itch.

That's superb! All three members of the Bilbao Sunderland supporters and history-revisionist club will be fuming (again! Remember Athletic's St Georges Day post which listed all their historic links to English clubs, and the tramps, despite being soooooooo important in founding the club, never got a fucking sniff! Hilarious!)

It was basically a beermat and looked sub-par tbh. BUT the blue star was iconic, get it back as the sleeve sponsor or warm up kit sponsor, that would work.

Buy him now!