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Hahaha fucks sake, Gipetto, that sad fuck has been peddling that same old shite for as long as I've been laughing at Ready to Groom, and that's about 7 or 8 years! imagine being in his head, must be utterly hectic. Fact is, Sunderland as a town is in terminal decline, they can't even keep a cinema open ffs, that's basic. The daft twats accuse Newcastle of 'laying claim' to all-sorts outside the city boundary when the fact is, businesses as far afield as Boldon, Co Durham or Cramlington use 'Newcastle' in their name to attract business. Meanwhile, sunderland has to annexe places like Hetton, Houghton and Washington to even make the bare minimum pop'n to get city status. Insignificant tramps.

The entire premise of this imaginary Ipswich fan (Ipswich ffs! Why?!?!) is mackems telling each other that Sunderland isnt as shit as people think it is, and Newcastle isnt as great as everyone knows it is. The facts are: Newcastle is fucking great, and Sunderland is an underperforming cul-de-sac which needs something doing to it. Its not a 'shithole' by any means, but when you have an amazing seafront and beach, don't plonk a fucking Morrisons on it. Tynemouth outperforms Sunderland on every metric, and its about a tenth of the size. Do better sunderland.

My guess would be....their arse?

It does, anyone wanting the same for SJP want's their bumps checked. Our stadium, the sheer scale and city centre location is unique in European - no World - football, it needs protecting, expanding and improving, but never demolished and relocated. Ever.

Love a good SNL ref... deleted rest for "reasons"!

This is just all-out mental, could you imagine this - even if complete BS - 18 months ago?

Holy shit, is that mental fucker Exile123 STILL going?!? CL matches may very well finish the poor bastard, someone get him on suicide watch

And there it is. An actual RTG mod, the same RTG who are against all things sports-washing (since Oct 2021 when they collectively discovered the phrase) smugly telling the world only 3 people were killed on-site during the construction of the Qatar stadia and associated infrastructure for last years WC. 3. THREE. Not a few hundred, or even, as everyone knows, a few thousand immigrant workers from India, Nepal etc. Keith believes 3 because that's what Qatar said. It's almost as if, I dunno, he's been...sportswashed? Hi Keith you racist piece of shit. How's life in the shit end of the league/social spectrum?

I'm going to guess 'vile', 'disgusting', 'well that's me done with golf anarl', 'scum, subhuman scum'... more performative outrage on something they wouldn't give a single shit about if PIF weren't linked with getting us back to the Champion's League in record time, so wallow in your lower league filth and keep seething! As an aside, why does that creepy Walter Mitty character have such a boner for some non-existent link with Bilbao? It's such a weird flag to wave, especially as anyone with eyes can see a much more recent, strong and actually real connection with a club he presumably hates. What a fucking oddball.

They are the very dictionary definition of 'The Fox and the Grapes' https://read.gov/aesop/005.html

Thats it, we got this

10 minutes. I mean, is anyone even surprised at this point? Who has such a hardon for 80's Liverpool at the FA?

The lack of symmetry is making my OCD itch.

That's superb! All three members of the Bilbao Sunderland supporters and history-revisionist club will be fuming (again! Remember Athletic's St Georges Day post which listed all their historic links to English clubs, and the tramps, despite being soooooooo important in founding the club, never got a fucking sniff! Hilarious!)

It was basically a beermat and looked sub-par tbh. BUT the blue star was iconic, get it back as the sleeve sponsor or warm up kit sponsor, that would work.

Buy him now!

And there it is, that's it. That's all it's ever been. Not one mackem gives even the tiniest fuck about 'hew-man rights'. The 'bombing women and kids', the 'chucking gays off buildings (which was ISIS in Syria, but meh, all the same, right marras?), anything about Yemen which they all miraculously discovered in October 2021. None of it matters. Give Man Utd a shitload of oil cash so the mags don't win and job done. Hypocritical irrelevant arseholes.

So this dense fucker is actually running a forum about professional football and this is his take? Hi Keith S30s. Just a quick memo...You're thick as shit and have a fundamental lack of knowledge when it comes to the upper tiers of English football. Probably because it hasn't been part of your life for about a decade. Also if your friend 'Bear' is around, tell him to go fist himself. Hope this helps.

Not being a dick about this but... bring them on! Get them up, scrape up through the play-offs then Luke O'Nien, Jason Thompson, Jack Reilly and Frankland Goalkeeper can front up against our lot. The absolute 20 minute fisting before we even start will be worth it. I know the name of one SAFC player *shrug emoji*

"Im an ultra and a pessimist. The worlds first unltrapessimist"

"Not even close"?!?! Holy fuck, imagine being him, just cloaking reality to remain in your bubble of copium!! Hi 'Harbour Boy', your shit stadium was built on the cheap, in a shit suburb of north sunderland and after a matter of a few years is falling to bits. Tell us again why fans from around Europe would be flocking there? Unless they mistook it for the actual Stadium of Light. You know, the world renow-ened arena that you lot just nicked the name off.

Wow, what an absolute shithole that place is. There's literally nothing to do except loiter and wait for a fight to break out. Fucking garbage town.

That is a superb shot, wtf was going through his head right there?!

Ive never known a fanbase to so quickly drop to their knees and suck off the establishment as these fucking simps.

Fuming?! I'd be laughing my balls off to see what a half-arsed cheap plastic extension they could add to what already looks like a run-down depresso-dome surrounded by windswept industrial units. I mean why would they? Well, there is one reason... "Why sit watching champo matches in a half empty 49000 ground when we could have a two-thirds empty 63000 ground marras?" "Err, what the fuck for?" "It'll annoy the mags" "DO IT!"