GideonShandy

Tuchel obviously has a very high opinion of Dan Burn. It's illogical to assume that he might have soured on Hall just because Eddie picked Burn ahead of him for a couple of games.

"Yeah, shame about that bald guy losing his job but what about me? I've caught a cold."

You're no fun.

Very few successful footballers named "Alfie."

Probably should punch his parents in the gob and hope his winky rots off, tbh.

Two of those three goals were pelanties. In the ten games after the Cup win he was phoning it in. Scored four goals including the two pens. No idea why you think we "clearly" expected to sell him at that stage.

They're already calling him "El Gordo."

He's just turned 29. Haven't seen much of him lately but would have thought he was too young and still too good to be going out to pasture in the US and A.

If this gangly rat had just bided his time and stayed here another season, he would probably be the one headed off to Barcelona, not Gordon. He would have left as a Newcastle legend instead of a pariah. Barca would likely have paid him more than Liverpool. He would have been at a more successful club, that suited his playing style better, in a nicer city. What a dick.

Looks a bit beyond our ideal age profile.

Or Vlachodimos

Don't really think your parents or winky are in any imminent peril tbh.

I suspect Dan Burn will fall into the cheerleader category too.

Or does he?

Worrying