Klaus

We would ruin him, and show him up for the average engerlish 'talent' he is.

"We recently enquired about an unproven player not in the side at one of our top clubs, and we were asked £14million. He will not be joining." I genuinely want to know who this player was Guessing we had a figure of around £2million in mind + a pair of reebok classics.

ringpiece

Suarezguay are shite.

Class goal that. Columbia are awesome.

Columbia is just ridiculous.

5 days after he can start training tbf. Thats if hes still there although that lookig likely I imagine he will still be doing some form of fitness training away from the club though before he rejoins the squad? It would take ages for him to get back up to fitness if he spent 4 months doing no training at all.

Suarez first gane back is against us as well

Tourney

Tap in

Jesus fuck

Ian Wrights hat

Be shitting me nickers in their position tbf.

To be fair Brazil now is a shadow of what it has been.

Fernandinho is a reet dirty cunt

Fred falls over as slow as shola

So many horrendous punches this tournament. They infuriate me, especially when it is just as easy to catch, and a hell of a lot safer.

Pointless anyway. Good players get ruined here so there's very little point in signing them. Or they do well, and we sell them. Why even bother

The build up to a new season is so depressing now. The old regime had its flaws, but at least they would put their money where their mouth is, signing players with decent pedigree and spending the kind of money to rival other clubs in the league. I don't expect us to go mental spending like we have in the past, but at least give us a reason to have some optimism for the near future ffs.

Even the most naive supporers must be able to see through this bollucks by now.

ffs

Warwick hunt

300k!? ffs man, he is one of the only success stories of a young player going out on loan from us

Howey Algeria ffs

Cannot wait till Quatar for this like, there will be some lush shins and ankles on show