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:lol: That's pretty restrained for Shrigley.

Nice one, cheers. Can never remember my maw's birthday, but apparently I can draw upon an unspectacular piece I read off-handedly a few years ago about a non-league side at the other end of the country in a fucking instant.

Mind reading a WSC article on that a while ago, I think the north/south balance has been pretty horrible for the last few years a that level, just with promotions and relegations leaving a heap of southern teams. Think their example at the time was Bishop's Stortford being in the North. God, I'm fascinating.

He was good on Celebrity Masterchef, decent range.

Issued with notice of complaint by the SFA. Hearing on January 27th: http://scottishfa.co.uk/scottish_fa_news.cfm?page=2566&newsCategoryID=1&newsID=14110

Enough of the games, just say Matty Pattison ffs sake.

Meanwhile, in Scotland: http://static.squarespace.com/static/51c564a9e4b01f34284c6054/t/544faa3fe4b0507056f0f02f/1414507084930/?format=500w

...and they're never, ever pulled up about it. It's a stream of bullshit and it gets lapped up by the uninformed and lazy. Bet Rangers have got a load of fans like ours who just automatically believe everything they're told without even thinking to question it. The fact that thousands still turn up to watch them every week is testament to this.

There was a Rangers supporter who got vox popped on SSN this lunchtime. He said: "I think it's a good thing - you just need to look at the job he's done at Newcastle." I ken they just hoy any dafty into a report for these things but that's literally the most incorrect sentence I've ever heard.

Inexperienced centre-halves having to play at full-back to cover an injury crisis.

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/rangers/297189-can-mike-ashley-own-newcastle-united-and-rangers/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Chris McLaughlin @BBCchrismclaug The #Rangers board have voted to accept Mike Ashley's funding package. The deal will lead to chief exec Graham Wallace standing down.

Yes.

Would be utterly thrilled if he bought Rangers outright. (Context: I don't like them and I quite like us).

Gutted. Get well soon, big man.

Two assholes in a Mexican standoff. This will last all year. Mexican standoffs have three parties. PARDEW IN. http://i.imgur.com/KohAsDc.jpg Always thought of Mex standoffs as everyone involved being equally screwed, so it's possible to have on with two people, imo. Yeah, I'm out of my standoff knowledge depth.

Two assholes in a Mexican standoff. This will last all year. Mexican standoffs have three parties. PARDEW IN.

I like them. If done properly, they're more difficult to defend against. It's just when you get two panicky dafties executing an spontaneous and ill-thought out short one that it becomes infuriating.

Who would you pick if you had to fashion a starting line up made of players who have your first name? Cobbled together this bunch of Johns. Burridge; Mensah, Charles, Terry, Riise; Obi Mikel, Collins, Barnes; Carew, Fashunu, Sutton Discipline could be an issue.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110522082433/metalfatigue/images/9/9d/MFatigue_Box_Art.jpg Only fatigue game I could find. They are in Huddersfield colours, to be fair.

How is he offside? Their bodies are level. Surely you're not "offside" just because your arm is past the last defender? He's offside because his foot is past the last defender. That's not the rule though No it isn't. It's the law.

We did ours by a random draw and I got Fernando Torres. Five good, honest pounds down the swanny.

Still play in these. http://bootroomblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/nike-air-zoom-total-90-1.jpg