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Generally this is spot on (I'm an Aberdeen fan) although his kicking was much better last night. Also he saved three fucking pens, he can kick it where he likes

Didn't look out of place as Kilmarnock number one at the back end of last season. He's looked alreet in his two games for Aberdeen so far, although not as good as the usual 'keeper he's covering (Joe Lewis, ex-Peterborough & Cardiff) and his kicking has been a bit nervy. It's always difficult to tell given the standard of the league/inexperience, but I remember Krul looking more impressive when he was on loan at Falkirk as a kid. Until he dislocated his shoulder against Aberdeen. The important thing is we tied an onion to our belt, which was the style at the time.

Bigirimana's description of 'ram' is...intense.

oh fucking yes indeed

Clark just standing with his thumb up his arse while the goal goes in.

I miss Joselu.

This is a real low quality game but I’m finding it quite exciting.

Shaqiri trying to make out that cunting it out of play for no reason wasn't his fault

Elliot went down like one of those soft-close toilet seats

Fucking hell Joselu.

I thought he was great, although everything is finite and every single person I love will, one day, perish.

Good post though.

√Paul Dummett/Massadio Haidara = Stephen Glass

Don't know why Paul Dummett = Paul Dummett made me chuckle

FWIW it's worth I'm an Aberdeen fan and McInnes is a fucking cracking manager. Him and Docherty would be sorely missed. Da ken whether they'd be any good at Sunderland because the club's a basket case, but so were we before they arrived.

It is but i'm a bit surprised by the reaction from the Aberdeen fans. I thought that McGhee was a bit of a legend there. He was, but had a disastrous reign as manager there about five years ago which ended on pretty bad terms.

Meanwhile in Scotland...Motherwell manager Mark McGhee going batshit after getting sent off against Aberdeen (watch until the end):

I can't remember the last time Newcastle were an absolute bastard to play against.

Should've shut his eyes and twatted that.

We're out of the cellar, but we've still got fucking savage rickets.

Best Newcastle team since Keegan's (first reign).

Appreciate this may be a little misguided, but I can't remember the last time I was genuinely looking forward to watching us play.