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Was sitting behind Gus Poyet at the Scotland v USA game last night. His animated exasperation at Jozy Altidore's attempts to turn and shoot were priceless.

Yeah.

NEW TRADITION.

Outrageous. Also, noticed during last night's MOTD. Hugo Llloris http://www.charactergrades.com/sites/default/files/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hom21.jpg Peter Quinn from Homeland http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/10/article-2497254-195380A900000578-58_634x711.jpg

That's the most contrived, flat-out stupid example of spin that I've ever come across. Aye, now that Yanga-Mbiwa and Coloccini are out, we now have options at the back! Fucking get in. I think it's just clumsy parenthesis. He isn't pleased that the absence of Coloccini and Yanga-Mbiwa has provided us with options, he is pleased that we have more options than we did, say, last season, now that they're out.

I don't think you understand Haiku.

I have family in Morpeth who bought me the full kit with 'Shearer' on the back when I was six or seven. Was hooked from then on, although probably more infatuated with Shearer than the club at that stage. Eventually NUFC took over and wore me down, like erosion or legionnaires' disease.

On a similar theme. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100531113730/breakingbad/images/a/a9/Group_Leader.JPG http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/tscouk_old_image/Jurgen-Klopp_0.jpg?itok=3gXvi9MC

I did get a new tutor over summer, but it turns out he's a rabid alcoholic fuckpot who, if anything, has made my reading worse. We'll maybe have one or two books finished by the start of term.

Good article. "In this sense he belongs to all of us, a product of our own sclerotic system. We are all Kieron Dyer – I am Kieron Dyer. You are Kieron Dyer. Joe Cole is Kieron Dyer – just perhaps not to the same extent Kieron Dyer has had to be Kieron Dyer. "

Just received a text from a Rangers-supporting mate of mine who was there tonight, which included the phrase "big Jonas was a fucking class apart, he's brilliant". I think we'll be just fine.

I like that he refers to Green as "the self-acclaimed, straight-talking Yorkshireman" twice in that interview. It's a bit odd to speak in the style that a tabloid journalist writes.

Everything's sorted, apart from all the details.

Everything is fine.

No ink in that pen. Pulling a Costanza "look busy" move. it's like when I see people (me) carrying around a folder and a pen, just doing laps of the hospital pretending to be important. What is my life. You only see him fucking with that pad when things are going relentlessly bad. It's all scribbles, guaranteed. Just doing those little pen tornadoes. (Tell me you get what I mean? ) I would be shocked if there was a stitch of English in that bullshit pad of his. Not even an "A" where he started to pretend to write something but just started writing his name. It's a book of lies. Hope we get some super HD close ups of that treacherous pad this season, see what's really going on. http://observatory.designobserver.com/media/images/Shrigley6_525.jpg

This game is fascinating.

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Rectified. Good on Cardiff for taking supporters' views into consideration regarding the club colours. http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/article/201314-st-holders-to-select-home-shorts-846066.aspx

My mate bumped into Ben Arfa in Vegas. Obese, tbh.

I agree. He is dumber than cow.

St Johnstone. They don't have a huge amount of youngsters.

Seen him play for them a few times; reassuringly, he's too good for the SPL. They've been playing him behind the striker in a 4-2-3-1, by the way.

Higdon now just frightening opponents into conceding by standing adjacent to them.

Finally holding up your hands? Absolutely shameful performance from us.......will never forget this humiliation gift wrap by Pardew. You can f*** off with that s***, like. You fuck off freaking moron that dumber than cow. Head out of the sand :lol: Christ, that's made me laugh for the first time in about six hours. Thank you.

Can't fault him today. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305282-1927C1DB000005DC-537_634x478.jpg