Tiresias

Aye. And the rest is spot on too.

Oh well, can gain some confidence from keeping the score down, and we played well against them tired (No, we wouldn't have been able to do that at the start before anyone says).

Fuck doing the right thing trying to win pen. You're a striker try and score a fucking goal.

Seriously shoot. Fucking pathetic.

wtf gayle

Our passing is still abysmal even not under pressure.

If we can get to the end of the game and we haven't conceded a silly amount rafa can say to the defenders that'll be the toughest it'll be all season and you can keep clean sheets everywhere else. Requires them to not score loads now but that is the only positive left beyond the very unlikely chance we equalise.

The plan is to stay in the game, keep it tight and take a rare opportunity. To say we're not trying is absolutely crazy. This.

Well I can't actually fucking see the future can I otherwise i'd be a millionaire

'historically newcastle away is a difficult fixture'. Yes but not now is it.

"Stand on him" means mark him tightly I'll get my coat.

Neville complaining about the murphy tackle and how negative we are suggests we keep standing on De Bruyne's foot.

Probably not far off tbf Nah, seen worse from Pulis.

Honestly, gotta keep the goal difference down. Always going to be the only thing from this apart from a flukey park the bus all game sort of 0-0 which has now gone.

I didn't think it was a bad idea, love a chip me

I blame Staverley

What were people expecting

We are doing what we were always going to have to do so far. We have made midtable teams look like barcalona this season, not sure what people were expecting when we came up against actual guardiolaball.

I don't think there was much force in it is the thing. Of course in slow motion it looks awful but he was pulling out of it.

Bad tackle but think he was pulling out, don't think overly intentional, but he is lucky, no need to be that high.

Well that's us priced out of any market this january

That was brutal

Definite penalty

Merry Christmas!