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I hope get Abdennour before the end of the window. Wouldn't even mind him signing on deadline day so it's actually worth watching.

Rooney all the way. That way if we get hammered and he scores a few, it's not so bad.

It's a 4-3-3 central battering ram, f*** this Brazilian passing the ball and having a proper system s***. Keegan tactics these, man.

Doesn't matter as long as it's a 4-3. More like 8 - 0 We'll never know. Tbh without Sissoko I don't have much confidence in the 4-3-3 mainly due to our lack of a proper DM. If Sissoko was in place of De Jong it wouldn't look as bad.

Doesn't matter as long as it's a 4-3.

What I'd like. Krul Taylor Mbemba Colo Haidara Anita Gini De Jong Mitro Cisse Perez What will most likely happen. Krul Mbemba Taylor Colo Haidara Anita Colback Obertan Gini Aarons Cisse

I forgot he even existed.

Have they ran a FM database to compare him with Gary Cahill yet ?

Where has this guy come from? He's fucking brilliant.

Aye, they own like 1% more than Newcastle. Local councils own a stake in the airport, a total of either 49% or 51%. Each council owns a % in relation to their population. Because Newcastle only includes the city centre, the west end, and limited parts around the city centre, with North Tyneside, Northumberland, Gateshead, and South Tyneide all taking away from Newcastle's true population. Sunderland meanwhile accounts for the population of the whole of Wearside and parts of Durham. At the time of sharing the shares of the airport out this give Sunderland a higher population than Newcastle, although we all know that's not the case. As a result Sunderland council gained a slightly higher percentage of shares of Newcastle airport. Since then Newcastle's population on it's own has now surpassed Sunderland's. Chlorophyll? More like borophyll.

We'll ruin him anyway, let's just use him + £10m and get our hands on the another Yanga Mbiwa.

Also football hipsters who use their first name as opposed to their surname on the back of their shirts. Memphis Depay being the latest c*** to follow this - even the commentators are calling him Memphis as if they f***ing know him personally. Michael Owen - "Memphis looks like a footballer doesn't he?" http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/02/YOU_DONT_SAY-362x285.png

http://ocanada.com.au/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/170x170/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/f/d/fd.jpeg Don't think I can take his opinion seriously.

FUCKIN MAG SLAG FUCK OFF #FTM #1-9 #NOSUCHTHINGASNETD

Scores the consolation goal against Man U on Saturday when we're 3-0 down and comes on with 15 mins left.

Class signing that, still reckon they need a creative midfielder though. Based on what, Football Manager? I agree if so.

Still on a wind-up, sitting down about to sign his contract like Then actually signs the contract

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Neither, he is holding a bag you weirdo Didn't even see that. Oh well, not as bad as leaf bra's at least.

Bloke behind him either having a cheeky arse scratch or trying to find £1.25 for a steak bake in his back pocket.

I don't understand how they can do a statue so wrong. Aren't these people meant to be professionals? The first pic.

Hope Mane doesn't go there, it'd be a bad mood for him at this stage of his career.

Riviere must be f***ing class then Man I wish he wasn't injured. He'd definitely look better than he showed last year. Christ, I was joking I'm not. Feel a bit bad for that guy. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_3514_1372856851.png