Al Moody

balls

I am a nervous wreck Been playing blaydon races on repeat since I got in from work.

You f***ing are, like.

http://news.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Craig-Gardner-Birmingham.gif ''giz a kiss, marra''

pretty much word for word

Just called him a doylum. Couldn't resist.

Amazing

Krul, Simpson, Perch, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Anita, Cabaye, Sissoko, Marveaux, Jonas, Cisse.

Nah, I got it - all good

Said in yesterdays chronicle they were bringing 1,500. Porto would have brought more Proper club, Porto.

Whatever Happened To My Rock n Roll by BRMC has just come on the radio at work. I am now totally and utterly pumped for this match. HOWAY.

This will be good

There's bound to be one or two knacker jobs giving the salute. Nowt wrong with a couple of cheeky songs though, especially since theirs consist of wanting our players to die.

I was tempted to pull a sickie today like. Resisted. Gonna be a day of clock watching and hitting F5.

What are the last 5 seconds of that video all about?

WTF is going on? Yesterday he was quoted as saying he'd made a miraculous recovery.

I'm sure I heard something on the news about Chickenpox yesterday. Hope you recover for Sunday!

They'll be a tenner on the website like. I'll buy one for a fiver off you.

Want one of those scarfs like, but I'll have to wait until they're full price on the website.

The 5-1 was perfect in every way. Don't even need to talk about it. I had a lot of fun last season too. Essentially got dumped so booked a train to Newcastle for the weekend, met my mates early and watched it in one of the pubs around Haymarket. Won 30 odd quid with Ryan Taylor first goal. I remember the pub being rammed with about 150 people all going nuts. One of them brought their kid who was sitting in a corner with a colouring in book and crayons - and had every singing ''Colour in if you love the toon''. Then embarked on a pub crawl around town before my train to go home, and was so drunk I cried because I had to leave Newcastle. I have not been that drunk since. First one I can remember was 2-1 in 91 or 92 with the Liam O'brien free kick. I used to wear that yellow kit and practice my free kicks in the street for weeks after that.

We can definitely do it. We need to go out and try and blitz them from the whistle.

Hope you feel better by tonight Jill. Come on lads - please go for it.

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3 goals, actually.