Al Moody

Here they are. Seek help pls. Why? I just found them. Hope everyone over there has a good night. I've just got home with a few beers and a chicken, so I feel like Gazza. Looking forward to it now.

Jotenko, I hope you stay on the forum long after the tie is over. You mad bastard.

Thanks, but the main reason I'm excited is because my pockets are so deep that I manage to masturbate myself with my fingers My female colleagues pass by and I look at them like dis: ITS MY FREAKING MASTURBATION FACE GODDAMMIT Yesss

ITV player? I'm sure they will be, aye.

what a berk

Can't wait to get home with a few beers after work for this. Like some have said, literally no idea how it will go, although praying we don't just turn up and sit back. If we can get an away goal I will go to bed a very happy man. Then I'll be pubbing it next week for the second leg.

Didn't realise Haidara was fit/available for this. If he's 100% definitely stick him in.

Fair enough like.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/sht/grand/sht-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-669.gif I know I know - I died a bit inside as I posted it.

Maybe like that but with Sissoko in CAM, Bigi in DM, Jonas over to the right and Marv left? I just really want to see Marv in the middle - not sure how else to achieve that with our available players.

---------------Cabaye-----Sissoko---------------- --Oberdouche--------Marv-------------Jonas--- -------------------Cissssssseee------------------ That's how I'd line up I reckon. Unless Sissoko went on the right wing (could happen) and Anita went into a deep role. Come on!

They really are a desperate bunch aren't they?

Jesus is going to have to pull off a miracle to stop Shola tonight.

So gutted I can't go

I've made plans to watch the mackem match in Hackney - but still not sure about Benfica. Toyed with watching it at home, but still open to suggestions.

Lee Ryder will probably log in, read that and splash it al owa the ronnie. Merde!

Giggs?

How many managers they're being linked with would be happy to manage a Championship team?

I've been patient thus far with our manager, because like somebody mentioned above, I liked the idea of stability within the club. The rate at which we have changed management in the past has been embarrassing, but we certainly need a manager now who can work with the talent we have in the dressing room. It's so frustrating having players like Cabaye, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Marveaux and playing so negatively week in week out. I have plenty of non-toon mates who every week ask me what has gone wrong. I've been behind Pardew. giving him time to get it right but if he does stay I don't think it will get any better than this. I actually quite like his character, but he's not working for us where it counts. There's no good in moving him on before the end of the season, of that i'm certain. And going by what Llambias has said in the past - that every manager is entitled to a bad season - and especially given the 8 year contract they dished out this season, I can't seen him going anywhere for at least another season yet. Contrary to what some have said, we did play some attractive football last season. I'm certain we can again under Pardew, but we can't wait for him to get it right because I'm worried our big guns will get bored and as frustrated as us, and will move on. I'd like to see somebody like Gus Poyet come in in the summer, with Carver at his side. He has his team playing nice passing football, and he has a real enthusiasm for it, which would benefit us no end.