Al Moody

You are clearly a very good team, but you still needed us to hand all three of your goals to you at the Stadium of Light. Yeah, that's right - I said it, I meant it, I'm here to represent it.

That's how Taylor got his knock. Hatem moved out the way and Campbell knocked Taylor out for touching his lush hair.

Interpolic is gonna go spare.

big hairy bollocks

Famous last words man.

I love how much of a doylum this kid is.

Get Ben Arfa to give him a piggy back I reckon.

We just need Gillespie to ping them crosses in. Ryan Taylor could hoy a couple of those crosses in like. With a new pair of legs perhaps. You'll note I didn't say he could make the runs.

We just need Gillespie to ping them crosses in. Ryan Taylor could hoy a couple of those crosses in like.

Genuinely think we can win by a two goal margin with HBA and Colo back.

Have you noticed the health and safety brigade stopping standing in the strawberry corner these days as well? My seat's there and they're a lot more vigilant in making us sit down nowadays. Totally ruins the atmosphere.

Think the clause has been reported as £8m

I'd take him for sure if we could afford him. Any attitude problems will be squashed by Captain Cabaye.

Tiote put in one of the best games I've seen any of our players play in a long time. The YouTube vid of him that game is awesome. That's one of my go-to videos whenever I've had a few too many and want to explain to my non-toon friends that we are (sometimes) a very decent side.

I love the early starts on derby day. Before the away leg this season I was in Weatherspoons by 9ish getting my breakfast and beers.

Gardner is right up there with Cattermole as one of the biggest cunts in the league. Look at his tackle against Stoke's Andy Wilkinson on YT. Only a matter of time until he ends a career.

By the way did you bloody see Craig Gardner's tackle on Ba yesterday? Horrible little bastard.

Just remembering him sitting on the edge of the box pure blasé with cramp for the goal. He was all ''Yeah, what?''. Hope it was cramp and nothing serious anyway!

Can't bloody wait for this.

Definitely faster than what he has been recently. One of his runs toward the end of the second half actually had me wondering who the fuck it was. What a game from him today.

Sissoko Cabaye Ben Arfa Marveaux Gouffran Cisse For me.

I'm pretty much crying with joy here

Every time he comes on he gives away a foul in the first 5 seconds.

embarrassing.