mikejaxer

Fuck yeaaaaaaah

Fuck off Suarez.

Fuck.

Tiote

We always score when I'm not watching ffs. I knew I shouldn't of took a s***. Nice goal

Mapou Yanga Mbiweeee

That's cool I guess

I love half time like. Can't wait to hear the effects of Pardew's words of wisdom.

This is bullshit. I watch the game and I'm treated to 45 minutes of shitneses. I turn it off and Cabaye scores a cracker. I turn it back on again and nothing happens for 30 minutes. Turn off and we score a second goal.

Cabaye and Williamson for Benny and Yanga

We're going to win 4-3. Calling it.

Tim Howard's probably getting bored.

2nd longest serving manager in the Premier League. How?

Should go for Shearer/Defoe/Berbatov/Cole's record tbh. He might even score a double hattrick at this rate.

We're still adjusting to not having European games midweek.

I'm hoping that is it. The players should do Sunlun' and have a revolt.

lmfao

Good at making every other team look amazing?

ahahahahehHhHhhehaeea. We're so shit

Where's Willo when you need him

This could be a long night

That was way too easy.

They're predicting us to win That's us lost

Yeah, I'm terrified for Debuchy tonight. I expect him giving another penalty tonight tbh

It'd be f***ing stupid if it was that second one, like. You forgetting who's in charge?