I don't know where people are getting this idea that he'll be going if we stay up.
Most of the fans who go to games are still "HE GOT US TO 5TH. KING PARDEW."
While the board are still clueless about football, they only look to make a profit.
So I tell my mate Villa won 6-1.
He starts cheering because Sunderland got battered.
I tell him we're in 17th now his response was "So? Sunderland lost"