mikejaxer

Give him an 8 year contract.

I wake up late and this is what happens. ffs. Good result.

Ashley?

Hahahahahahahaa. No. He's staying.

Can you please just fuck the hell off? We're all sick of you.

Wishful thinking. He's here for the remainder of his fucking contract.

We look dog shit yet again. The usual then.

Fuck yeaaaaaaah

Fuck off Suarez.

Fuck.

Tiote

We always score when I'm not watching ffs. I knew I shouldn't of took a s***. Nice goal

Mapou Yanga Mbiweeee

That's cool I guess

I love half time like. Can't wait to hear the effects of Pardew's words of wisdom.

This is bullshit. I watch the game and I'm treated to 45 minutes of shitneses. I turn it off and Cabaye scores a cracker. I turn it back on again and nothing happens for 30 minutes. Turn off and we score a second goal.

Cabaye and Williamson for Benny and Yanga

We're going to win 4-3. Calling it.

Tim Howard's probably getting bored.

2nd longest serving manager in the Premier League. How?

Should go for Shearer/Defoe/Berbatov/Cole's record tbh. He might even score a double hattrick at this rate.

We're still adjusting to not having European games midweek.

I'm hoping that is it. The players should do Sunlun' and have a revolt.

lmfao

Good at making every other team look amazing?