Deuce

can’t wait for the derisory £6mil bids to start rolling out the door

glad we’re not the only ones with tragic coverage I've been watching on Telemundo and it's been class. Deuce mastered spanish like a motherfucker and he's still gotta fill his ears with Lalas. It's rough. (jajajajaja) I honestly don’t know what I’m doing. Caught a glimpse of that Telemundo HT chick and could hear God smiling

Strange view considering how the games went. Australia were a bit unlucky and Peru were much the better side against Denmark Hope it does remain competitive. Australia getting a result against Denmark and Peru beating France would be great.

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England

The difference in quality between 2014 Brazil and this year is stunning. Hulk, Fred, Jo, and Bernard replaced by Douglas Costa, Jesus, Firmino, and Coutinho

glad we’re not the only ones with tragic coverage

This just doesn’t feel like as good of a German team. No Schweinsteiger or Lahm. No tournament talismans like Klose or Podolski. Khedira a shell of his former self.

Just about to say this. He’s failed to get on the end a few chances now. Also has the assist for their goal, mind

Aye, despite everything I've probably said about him I hope he does well (obviously). He's a likeable bloke and at least seems to have some kind of a plan. Imagine putting up with Allardyce during this

Khedira is the weak link for Germany, getting overrun by Herrera and Guardado

Seems they were liquidated and reformed in 1986.

Still could, he’s only 29

Happy Father’s Day

They had their usual all night prostitute party they do before every World Cup, which got some negative press. Other than that this is the best shape they've been in before a WC in a while

Pre-tourney hottakes are stupid

Vamoooos

Why is Layun the one taking all these shots ffs

Apparently he’s prone to being card-happy

Fucking hell Chicharito

Gotta let that sweat build up, give it 30-40 min

Suppose it’d be his best chance at a starting gig in the PL

The hell is Marvin Plattenhardt