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And that was the least egregious error of the day. Absolutely cack commentating today.

Great performance today. Possibly the only player that 100% deserved to go the full 90.

It's too bad we can't play ourselves, guaranteed draw for sure.

Can't blame him. Though if he's the © he needs to stop throwing hissy fits on the field and buck up.

Thanks for scoring that goal Reading, you absolute cunts. Would've had clean sheets from Martin and Bassong, 15 points to 7. Goddamit.

What a shit performance, again.

Gosling own goal here

Jonas ffs man

Lukaku could safely play hooker, fucking behemoth of a man.

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Damn, that Long goal would've been the nail in the coffin for Pards.

"Simpson on, Elliot off, Jonas to keeper."

Jonas to left-back, Haidara off. This is fucking incredible. :lol:

"Lookookoo" FFS, like the commentators have been choking on dick all day.

At least tampons know how to clean-up a bloody mess.

He knows we need to win something this year. Getting Shola back-to-back "most substitute appearances" titles is some impressive hardware.

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"Fortress Newcastle" has been sacked more than Jerusalem during the Crusades.

Massive from Elliot there.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238584287_seinfeld_had_enough.gif "Fortress Newcastle" wins again.

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I'd love to get him mic'd up during a match. Wouldn't believe some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth I bet.