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Deuce

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  1. Deuce

    Football pet hates

    And that was the least egregious error of the day. Absolutely cack commentating today.
  2. Great performance today. Possibly the only player that 100% deserved to go the full 90.
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    Alan Pardew

    It's too bad we can't play ourselves, guaranteed draw for sure.
  4. Can't blame him. Though if he's the © he needs to stop throwing hissy fits on the field and buck up.
  5. Thanks for scoring that goal Reading, you absolute cunts. Would've had clean sheets from Martin and Bassong, 15 points to 7. Goddamit.
  6. Lukaku could safely play hooker, fucking behemoth of a man.
  7. http://assets2.lfcimages.com/uploads/andy_carroll_501fc1abc28d8746364437.jpg
  8. Damn, that Long goal would've been the nail in the coffin for Pards.
  9. Jonas to left-back, Haidara off. This is fucking incredible. :lol:
  10. "Lookookoo" FFS, like the commentators have been choking on dick all day.
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    Alan Pardew

    At least tampons know how to clean-up a bloody mess.
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    Alan Pardew

    He knows we need to win something this year. Getting Shola back-to-back "most substitute appearances" titles is some impressive hardware.
  13. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_308_1353591213.png
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    Alan Pardew

    "Fortress Newcastle" has been sacked more than Jerusalem during the Crusades.
  15. http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238584287_seinfeld_had_enough.gif "Fortress Newcastle" wins again.
  16. http://www.lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/if_you_know_what_i_mean_mr_bea.jpg
  17. I'd love to get him mic'd up during a match. Wouldn't believe some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth I bet.
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