Deuce

FYP.

Commentator thick as fuck, he clearly hit the ball.

Bullshit that's a free kick, fuck off ref.

Mapou bludgeoned about the head all day

"Cabaye in his 'quarterback' role"

Our finishing today http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqschTO3d1qgraj2o1_500.gif

Despite that miss, Cisse's playing very well today. Great movement.

Cisse goddamit man.

Match commentators consistently confusing Cisse and Sissoko. It's really not that difficult to distinguish between them.

Jonas "always looks like he's in freefall"

Raggedy Jonas there

Elliot's having trouble clearing today. Second one now.

Elliot afraid of Lukaku.

I hope he's here. He's a very useful player in the right set-up. However, if Ashley is content with the status quo management, Anita will never fully fit-in. So if Pardew is here for the long haul, there's not use in keeping Anita with Tiote, Perch, Jonas, and Bigirimana all fitting Pardew's "style" better.

Quite the dilemma. Suarez has been a consistent goal-scorer all season, but he's a horse-faced cunt and Liverpool is shit. Bale had the most electric run of form, but he looks like a chimpanzee and has sucked for a couple weeks. Van Persie is the top goal-scorer on the league's best team, but Michael Owen also managed 5 goals for them once. I vote Mata.

On a sidenote, it'll be great to have oldtype browsing the forums at the same time as the East Coasters. Better than missing his posts by 5 hours because he's posting at 3 in the morning my time.

Park, man. It's gotta be Park. this would be far more acceptable if I hadn't met oldtype before Forgot his name as soon as he said it, didn't ye. Or did he introduce himself as oldtype?

Park, man. It's gotta be Park.

My photos are just of large-breasted and beautiful women. I'm not in them, no.

Hope its in Philly so we can raid the Semtex compound and have a legendary old time. I'm not invited. Despite the personal tour of Amish Country I could give Sem prior to his wedding.

They're supposed to be played all over the country aren't they? With the final in Miami? NYC is the only east coast. Well, Miami too if that counts. Rest were San Fran, Indianapolis, Phoenix. Maybe 1 or 2 other but they were nowhere near Philly/DC/Boston et al. I really would like to go anywhere but the Red Bull shitfactory. You'd have just a quick ride up the way on Amtrak, train goes right past the stadium in Harrison iirc.

During the relegation season.

They're supposed to be played all over the country aren't they? With the final in Miami? EDIT: Mhmm... Well, there's one location I could feasibly get to I guess.

I surely hope so. There's a pretty strong contingent of Toon fans in the States, think they'd do well with a preseason tour here. Wasn't the last preseason over here a total disaster? I don't know, I wasn't a fan then.