Deuce

He’s pure sex. Gonna be playing for a top dog (Madrid, Barca, NUFC, City, etc) in the next few years.

Slate should be wiped after the group stage imo.

Putting together an all-former Yugoslav republics national team is a fun exercise.

He’s also not any less Argentinian because he moved away when he was a bairn.

He’s a legend. To be playing as well as he is at age 37 is incredible.

I love how much Mourinho pisses everyone off. He’s hilariously snide.

Can’t help but like LVG

I want him. I need him.

When he moved to Madrid, he already had like 650 appearances for club and country under his belt. Lot of mileage for a then 28-year old.

Next update will be he’s getting one of his feet amputated.

Tyler Adams

Definitely seems like the kind of weirdo who has a “blood boy”

Has the name and look of a villain in an ‘80s action movie.

I think my only knock against Berhalter was not bringing another true #9 like Pefok or Pepi.

I don’t have the heart to see what that fucking fraud Lalas is saying after this loss. Every single player on this team is twice the player he was.

joeyt’s comin’ for you

Far more interesting places I’d rather visit in the Middle East. Dying to get to Oman someday.