Deuce

Maybe it’s because I’m a shortass, but I can’t stand the unelegant way tall whispy players often move.

If we’re hedging, I’m edging.

Pulisic of basketball.

Hah-mosh

If we’re going to sign any Yank AM/wingers, Gio Reyna is our guy. Born in Durham so that might ease KI’s heartburn slightly. edit: transfermarkt says Durham, wiki says Sunderland. Will need to see his birth certificate before sanctioning the transfer.

Bamford’s back and they’re big on Gelhardt.

He’s pure sex on FIFA, which is always a surefire indicator of a player’s quality IRL.

Charnley the vanguard, clearing the way for Large Michael.

Pa-kwayji

While it’s lovely to see ManU struggle, part of me is offended at how fucking stupid that club has been. All that fucking money thrown straight into the toilet for going on a decade.

You TOO can own a Bernardo Silva for ONE easy payment of only €79,999,999.99.

Including this preseason, I think.

Hundreds of billions

Good move for Sesko and Leipzig.

what a complete shitshow.

a 0-0 draw is an improvement for DC tbf

I would love for us to put Botman on him.

Haaland’s a decent shout to break the single-season scoring record.