Deuce

…are we selling Hendrick to Sunderland or…

It was a blessing that his transfer happened as quickly as it did. The weeks of pre-transfer whinging about the proposed fee would’ve been unbearable.

The deployment of ellipses in that post was *chef’s kiss*

it’s a four-four-two fucking diamond baby Isak Wilson Madds Joe. Bruno Tonali

oopsie, Florian.

Almost as though Robinson and Lewis are two different people.

Gonna turn my baby boy Luca DLT into a world beater.

He’s definitely better going forward, but this is overblown.

Allegedly

I’m still not sure of the point of having the Nations League

let’s keep this king at the top where he belongs

It’s a “buying Chris Wood will help Burnley!” redux. Chelsea would’ve found a way to offload the players they needed to and bought the players they wanted with or without the Saudis. If anything, moving quality players to Saudi Arabia who might’ve otherwise been sold to another PL club is a benefit to us.

His winning percentage was 29%. They finished just 5 points above the drop and had a GD of -34 (-25 if you take the Liverpool result out of the picture). He hardly set the place alight and the club is right to look to upgrade.

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Based purely on rumor and speculation, I’ve decided that he’s a money-grubbing piece of shit, posh wanker/Tory cunt, and I hate him.

i only recognize the one true king

And Reyna

Turns out wor Harrison’s a conservationist

we sign this fucko yet

unlike the tigers he doesn’t give a shiiiit about like the tiger fur coat he just bought

I mean I’m against animal cruelty but don’t really think we need to crucify the kid.